Yanks at Twins 7/7-7/9

Melky flies out to RF. Ransom is up.

C'mon Ransom....don't suck.

 

The Melk Man did not deliver.

 

Fat chance.

He's 2 for 12 since returning.

 

Holy shit.

Swisher and Teixeira go from 3-0 to out, and Cody Ransom goes from 0-2 to walking in a run.

Baseball is a crazy game.

 

And that play he had against the Jays last Sunday on 3rd...woof!

He managed to work a full count here.

HEEEY! He walked. WEPA with the run.

1-Nut Jankis.

 

Did you know that on a walk, everyone is safe at their base?

Also, did you know that you can be an effective pitcher throwing 91 mph if you have location, which means locating your pitches? Scintillating.

 

Liriano is nearing 50 pitches by the end of the 2nd. At this rate, we'll crack the BP by the start/mid of the 4th.

 

How much more can we own this team? Not one hit and we already have a 1-0 lead.

 

Did you know that on a walk, everyone is safe at their base?

Also, did you know that you can be an effective pitcher throwing 91 mph if you have location, which means locating your pitches? Scintillating.

Sterling just totally miscalled a foul ball by Gardner.

 

Good job Gardner. He actually seems to be maturing.

 

$2 million? :wink:

 

2-0 Jankis on a FC.

El Capitan is up.

 

Well that didn't take long. 3-Nut Jankis on a Jeter single.

 

He's a complete clown. He'd be far more easy to digest without Waldman though.

 

Swisher and his stupid face are up at bat again.

 

Well, I couldn't see it, but it sounded like they played aggressively. I like that in this situation.

 

What happened? Gardner was caught stealing home? WTF?

 

I think in honor of that assclown, we should have a rollcall for him, akin to jonny's WEPA.

I nominate Skippity Dippity Doo!!!

 

3-1, Kubel HR, a line drive shot dead centerfield

 

Damnit.

I was really hoping Aceves would come out and have a good inning after that.