It's obvious that you have never been tempted by a BLT in August with the heirloom tomatoes straight from a farmer's field. When you get to the promised land and the flock of virgins you may be surprised to see that plaque on the wall clarifying that the curing and smoking process, while creating culinary magic, also serves to remove the porkacity of the savory strips of saltiness.
A Royale with cheese... You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? (I lived with a Dutch girl in the past, it is Fritessaus close to but not really mayo lol)
410 posts since 2004 but you wanted Jets Nation to know you’d bang that thing down without eggs and mayo. Love it.