Wasn't going to start a new thread for this but couldn't find a good thread to put it in. So one of my assistants just texted me that she would not make it in tomorrow due to morning sickness. I not only have pregnant assistants, I now have psychic pregnant assistants. This assistant, I was told by my other workers, claimed she was pregnant last year but never looked like it. She also let me know last week that she may not be back from Thanksgiving break on time due to a funeral. So what is the worst excuse you have heard for being out? Maybe a few threads like this is needed to get us out of the election threads.