Woody Johnson

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  1. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    It's actually Harry-


    Woody Harry Johnson, Jr.


    Seriously though his name is Robert Wood "Woody" Johnson IV
     
  2. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    Johnson: [notices Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
    Colonel: What is it, son?
    Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
    Jet Pilot: Dick!
    Dick: Yeah?
    Jet Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
    Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
    Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Oh, where?
    Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
    Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
    Baseball Umpire: 2 balls!
    Umpire: What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
    Chinese Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
    Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
    Musician: Willie.
    Willie Nelson: Yeah?
    Musician: What's that?
    Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
    Colonel: Johnson!
    Johnson: Yes, sir!
    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
     
  3. greenbeanz

    greenbeanz Well-Known Member

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    im not in the 15k seats. im in 109. they started at 10 and went down to 6.5. get your facts straight before you run your mouth, scalper. unlike you who sells half his games i go week in week out and root my ass off and have for the last 10 years straight. you keep talkin and there might be an applebees in your future...
     
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  4. Attackett

    Attackett Well-Known Member

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    OMG a money motivated NFL owner? What has this world come to? Seriously, Woody Johnson is the best thing to happen to the Jets since Joe Namath. The guy cares about winning and that is the #1 requirement for making a great owner.

    I don't give a shit about the Jets fans whining about PSLs, I don't like them either but it is a fact of life and as surprising as this may sound to some Woody Johnson did not invent PSLs. He did however build a state of the art facility that players want to play and train in.
     
  5. theBidet

    theBidet Active Member

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    and the nfl wants games to be played in (looking at 2014 here).

    i don't get the woody hate. its misguided anger imo. c'est la vie.
     

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