Why Mark Sanchez wears the number "6"

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  1. jetsmets93

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    lets hope its not cause he sold his sole to the devil
     
  2. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    It's about as rare as an unassisted triple play... the only 2 guys I can even think of who have done it recently are Jeff Juden and Josh Towers... not exactly household names.
     
  3. Greatful Jethead

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    I hate all the so called geniuses who correct every little spelling error. Its football who cares about spelling
     
  4. jetsmets93

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    VERY TRU...HAHA
     
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    You need an apostrophe on the "Its" that begins your second sentence; proper usage dictates "It's", as in the contraction of "It is". Also, your second sentence lacks any punctuation whatsoever, but should you have decided to employ proper punctuation, it should have been split into two sentences, or a sentence with a semicolon. Should you have chosen the former, a period would work for the first sentence of "It's football". For the latter sentence, a question mark would have been appropriate.
     
  6. 73klecko

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    Thanks for posting the article. Don't let the idiots on here get to you. Not worth your time.
     
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    You must not remember the last few times CracktheSky graced us with his presence. He's worthless.
     
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    I was with you until you told him to think about how to pleasure his horse whilst it's blazed.
     
  9. 88toon

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    I just laughed hysterically at this for about 10 minutes. I have been on this site since 2003 and never laughed like that before......holy sh*t good one.
     
  10. Mantana Soss

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I should ban about 3 people in this thread, but I enjoyed it too much.
     
  11. 88toon

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    I am with you. Great thread.
     
  12. jets&rushfan

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    Size 13 I would presume?
     
  13. Green Hurricane

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    I think the best part of the first post is how it ends with Damian Woody accusing his wife of infidelity.
     
  14. Jam.

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    Damn, Sanchez is already banging the O-Line's wives?! Just don't get caught dude, they might let some pass rushers by "by accident"
     
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    Awesome story. Thank you for posting it.
     
  16. MurrellMartin

    MurrellMartin Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather bang the broads in your avatar!
     
  17. Jam.

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    Haha for sure, man
     
  18. YankeeRacers

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    I've learned that it's football that cares about spelling.
     
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  20. Green Hurricane

    Green Hurricane Footsteps Falco

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    Uh oh, the Damien Woody wife problem goes a bit deeper than we thought:

    From the Detroit Free Press, circa 2007.

    http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_previousnews.aspx?sport=Nfl&id=1897


    And upon further review, this is Damien Woody's wife:

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    Maybe Mark's decision making isn't as far along as we'd hoped...
     
    #60 Green Hurricane, Sep 13, 2009
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