Here's my take on the Cowher situation... Do you remember that super-fine bitch from high school? The one you could never get, but seemed approachable every other year? The cheerleader who flirted with ALL the guys. Anyhow, I put Bill Cowher in this category. NOT that he is a bitch, but that he is unapproachable and out of reach. That chick you wanted to date in high school was unapproachable because she was so beautiful, and her friends hated you, and most important of all, you didn't have the thousands of dollars necessary to show her a good time--like, the most amazing time she ever ad in her whole life??? Bill Cowher is rejecting us because our owner is a micro-manager, Cowher'ss friends hate us, and even though we MIGHT have had the money to buy him a world-class, 24 karat, amazing class ring... HE still hates our parents too much to become our steady BF...
They cant still get him because he doesn't want to coach anywhere this season besides sucking as a analyst on CBS, While getting out gayified by Shannon "To much Coke" Sharpe and Dan "I Never won a SB , Because im a fruit cake" Marino.
