What do you call this type of necktie?

Stolypin's necktie?

 

Probably some flat chested woman who got tired of never getting any attention.

 

Or someone trying to protect us from the lust in our hearts.

Wait.

Wrong thread.

 

The ugly fat chick in your office who always has sexual harassment on her lips because the men in the office always look at the one thing she has to offer, which ironically enough she always seems to have hanging out.