It's amazing how much some of you WANT him to be fat! He's supposed to call a press conference with a "before" and "after" picture? And the same writers who have been ripping Al for five years are now trying to cover up the "JaMarcus is fat" stories because Al told them to?
No, I think Al has Jamarcus Russell hidden away in a secret underground beach house in Malibu... and there is a robot, a shaman and a merman tasked with the difficult job of guiding Jamarcus through his chubbled times with strange and supernatural adventures that occur along the way. Someday, after an eye-opening trek through the deepest chasm of the Pacific Ocean, after Jamarcus defeats the giant enchanted unicorn squid and frees the Princess of Atlantis, he will be ready to deliver excellence back to Raiderland. In Madden's name we pray. Al-men.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that was an episode of Sponge Bob, Square Pants. Don't worry - you can be Squidward.
Yes, but he said my body fat is "way radical," which means it's unusually low or unusually high. As far as reading comprehension is concerned, I'm one of the only posters able to stay on topic when the subject is the Raiders. YOU GUYS: JaMarcus is fat. ME: Ne he's not, here are some sources. YOU GUYS: Al is an old fossil who wears diapers and McFadden will hold out until Thanksgiving.
Jordan is a sad football player. From watching him play for the Jets I was sure he was going to light it up in Oakland. I agree that it's LaMont's fault that he hasn't stayed in shape, but at the same time Oakland is such a shithole right now. The only thing that will save the Raiders is if ol Al Davis croaks.
Fair point about the Raiders but guys like Burgess, Asomugha, and Morrison, among others, are in the shape of their lives and fulfilling their potential. Fargas too for that matter! Jordan is a dog.
That's only a handful in a sea of professional football players. Every team has its stars, even the crappy ones.
I wasn't suggesting that those are the only guys on the whole freaking team with a work ethic. I'm saying Jordan has no excuse because either you're a pro or you're not. But you know that.
