What made the other threads funny is that we exaggerated how good they were. This thread reeks of truth making it depressing.
Vernon Gholston is so awful, he's been in the league for 3 full seasons and has only recorded 24 tackles. And zero sacks.
It boggles the mind how Gholston hasn't made the most wanted list. Who has stole more money then him?
Gholston is so awful, he uses his own trading cards on his bike tires to make that awesome clacking sound.