Twas the night before Jetsmas...

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  1. xxedge72x

    xxedge72x 2018 Gang Green QB Guru Award Winner

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    Good poem! 12-4 baby!!
     
  2. penny10jet

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    Well done as always Soss. Good job
     
  3. Wolfe Tone

    Wolfe Tone New Member

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    J E T S Jets Jets Jets.


    Man am I jacked up, unfortunately I will be watching with a delay as my Irish cousins are here and we are doing activities with them for the morning and early afternoon. We are going to watch it together tonight with a big feast.

    awesome poem
     
  4. jets&rushfan

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    I am sure Mark Sanchez is like a 5 year old before Xmas, they bought you the car kid, so turn the key and take it for a spin...
     
  5. jetsbabe68

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    Love it! So psyched, having company as always to kick it off.. LETS GO JETS!!!!
     
  6. Colintes

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    Sick poem, i read it allowed to my roomate, not a jets fan, i dont think he appreciated it as much... ah well fuck em, Lets go Jets!!!!
     
  7. CleanFernandez

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    I knew you would do this poem, pretty creative tho.
     
  8. Mantana Soss

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    Twas the night before Jetsmas and Soss sits at home
    Morally obligated to write another f**king poem.

    But this one'll be short, yes this will be brief,
    Because sleep is my only Jetsmas eve relief.

    I leave for my gameday tailgate at one
    Full of throwing, beer, hot dogs, and buns.

    Will I see Nacho Sanchez live up to the hype?
    Or will I walk to the car with him as my gripe?

    I think we all know the defense will do its part
    And do it with swagger, led by Darrelle and Bart.

    These guys i blindly trust: Woody, Mike, and Rexy
    And, I don't blame those guys, that Azteca reporter is sexy.

    I know LaDainian is not sleeping easy tonight
    Anxious to prove that he's still got some fight.

    Revis, If you plan to hold out again in two years
    No matter how good you are, thats the end of my cheers.

    Jason Taylor, you and I are on a short term truce
    It's back to old business if the team turns you loose.

    Thanks guys, for the entertainment from Hard Knocks
    Now go out and justify our team's inflated stock.

    We've got the coaches and players--our future should be bright,
    Merry Jetsmas to all, and to all... a good night.
     
  9. pats-hater

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    good job soss. now you have a jersey to wear.....
     
  10. Mantana Soss

    Mantana Soss Active Member

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    My shiny new Wilson authentic arrived Friday :)
     
  11. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Never thought I would have been doing this after this offseason but I'll for sure be sportin my Revis tomorrow.
     
  12. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    Great poem no homo
     
  13. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    Great stuff Soss as always. Pumped!
     
  14. CatoTheElder

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    J!E!T!S! Jets! Jets! Jets!

    Nice poem, Soss.
     
  15. masivemunkey

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    Awesome, I actually was just searching the board for this a couple minutes ago wondering where it was at.

    Trash talking aside, Rex has got me believing we are the best team in the NFL, so let's go out there and beat the shit out of the Ravens.
     
  16. Mantana Soss

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    My abbreviated facebook version is:

    Twas the night before Jetsmas, a night I can never sleep,
    Because I always think this is the year my team takes the leap.

    Tomorrow I'll be at my tailgate, sipping some Bacardi
    Watching the my team take step 1 to raising the Lombardi.

    We've got the coaches and players--our future should be bright,
    Merry Jetsmas to all, and to all... a good night.
     
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    Can anyone tell me how the fuck I'm supposed to get any sleep tonight?
     
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  19. CatoTheElder

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  20. kinghenry89

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    Fixed that for you.
     

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