To all Dolphin fans

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  1. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    Yeah so far I'm not impressed with the trolls. I hope as the week goes on the quality of the TT improves (FORUM PLEEEEEEASE!!).

    You guys need to bring your A-game like in the offseason, when Cromartie couldn't play man because he was thinking about all his kids, or when we were gonna get torched by future Hall of Famer Greg Camarillo.

    So far I'm not drafting any of these guys to my shit-talking fantasy team.
     
  2. BK_Jetsfan

    BK_Jetsfan New Member

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    You couldn't possibly be this retarded. OK, actually, I'm sure you are. You're comparing the Dolphins offensive stats when you played defensive juggernauts like the Bills and the Vikings (with Lito starting at corner) against the Ravens and Patriots defense? Wow. I can only hope the collective braintrust in Miami is as insightful as you.
     
  3. MARSHALL~LAW

    MARSHALL~LAW New Member

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    Hey genius Bill Vinkings secondary >> Pats Ravens secondary.
     
  4. BK_Jetsfan

    BK_Jetsfan New Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thank you for exposing yourself.

    Any comments from INTELLIGENT Dolphins fans? Anyone?
     
  5. 34miami23

    34miami23 Active Member

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    There is no comparing opponents when it comes to the Dolphins-Jets.

    Stats / Records mean nothing. These games are unpredictable and entertaining to watch
     
  6. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Pretty much. On paper this should be a close defensive battle, so it will probably be a 48-45 final score.
     
  7. MARSHALL~LAW

    MARSHALL~LAW New Member

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    Show me otherwise, other than the fact that you guys have played the ravens and pats, whom might I add have mediocre secondaries. Bills....... they have a great secondary, Vikings not so much but they trump the Ravens
     
  8. milo

    milo Well-Known Member

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    Or it will end in a 24-24 tie and we'll all spontaneously combust.
     
  9. Chrebet86

    Chrebet86 Active Member

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    ya know ive never really thought about that untill now...
    why did they name themselves after something soo...docile? The owner must have let his wife pick the name or something. Im not trash talking either but unless your an animal lover what is there to like about being the ravenous aggressive hard hitting "Dolphins" im sorry it just doesnt work.

    I guess you could go for the intelligence thing....ehh.
     
  10. asdf13

    asdf13 New Member

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    According to MiamiDolphins.com...


     
  11. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Dolphin, do you really love man or are you just saying it because you saw one?









    Yeah.
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Well, just think of it this way - they could have been called 'The Miami Moons'. That's the first name that I've heard that is gayer than Dolphins.
     
  13. SteelCurtain96

    SteelCurtain96 Active Member

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    Dick LeBeau currently ranks 7th all time in career interceptions. At the time of his retirement I'm pretty sure he was one of the top 2 all time.

    He should have gotten into the Hall of Fame as a player well before the lifetime/seniors committee corrected the glaring omission.

    From wikipedia:
    Lebeau is widely considered to be one of the greatest defensive backs in Detroit history. From 1959-72, he recorded 62 interceptions for 762 yards and three touchdowns. His 62 interceptions are the most by a player in Lions' history, and he is tied for seventh all-time in NFL history. His 762 interception return yards ranks third all-time in team history.
     
  14. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    I'll debate you on this elsewhere at another time.

    It's better if this thread does not further stray too far from Dolphins-Jets angst.
     
  15. 624

    624 Banned

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    Their best Defensive back is injured....
     
  16. MikeSLTJ23

    MikeSLTJ23 Well-Known Member

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    I think I'm a big fan of the "a dolphin can kill a shark or a whale" line. 9,999 times out of 10,000 that shark's gonna win the battle, but hey, maybe just once, a dolphin will figure it out.
     
  17. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Mrs. Robert Swanson came up with the name...........



    says it all right there.
     
  18. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    A dolphin buttfuck a shark or whale, causing its victim to commit suicide from the heinous act.


    Note: Dolphins only attack same gendered prey, thus making them GAY.
     
  19. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    C'mon, man. I'm sure dolphins occasionally kill those small sharks that one can buy at a pet store.
    Also, it probably happened once or twice where a dolphin killed a baby whale.
     
  20. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    To all Dolphin Fans:

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