Time to powder up fellas

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  1. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    I sincerely hope you aren't thinking about any of us at any time when you're naked.
     
  2. Pavlus53

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    If a lady had to choose between the taste of talc and sweat, I'm pretty sure which one she would pick.

    Just tell her it's like having breakfast.

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  3. 17a_tailgater

    17a_tailgater Active Member

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    what with all those vowels in your name........
    ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
  4. Green Hurricane

    Green Hurricane Footsteps Falco

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    Holy shit man, that was awesome. I was in heaven all day long, no irritation, no need to grab at the junk, nothing. Amazing.

    And whoever said that the initial sensation was like thousands of angels kissing your balls, you couldn't have nailed that any better.


    johnnyd, you are a hero.
     
  5. hiker

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    Yeah, no itching. What he said.
     
  6. brothermoose

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    that was Alex from VA
     
  7. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    I am pretty fuckin awesome
     
  8. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    Unless you're talking about the Yankees. :up:
     
  9. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    Fellas. It is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock today. Sack Powder index is 1. that means your balls will be stuck to your leg after one minute of outdoor activity unless you powder up. we have to get the powderless off the streets in this kind of weather
     
  10. OhioJetsFan

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    "I powder, therefore, I am."

    --Ren? Descartes
     
  11. Scikotic

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    unless you want to peel your sack off your leg like its a fruit roll-up, I suggest you powder profusely today.
     
  12. Mr Electric

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    I made the mistake of playing powderless basketball outside in 94 degree weather...

    Lamisil is now my new best friend.
     
  13. coloradojet

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    All you have to do is wear briefs and you won't have that problem. You don't have to use powder. Is this a revelation or has it been mentioned in this long thread? Football, baseball, soccer player play when it's hot and don't have a problem because they all wear jockstraps.
     
  14. Mr Electric

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    I don't care what you wear...while/after playing sports the humidity in certain parts of the US dominates my choch.

    Jock itch sucks to the extreme.
     
  15. Scikotic

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    I thought lamisil was a foot powder....hmmm....maybe im wrong:shit:
     
  16. OhioJetsFan

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    Hey, Sciko... when did ya get back? Last I noticed, you took a sabbatical.
     
  17. AlioTheFool

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    It's going to be 99F today. The heat index is going to be 105F. Today is a critical powder day.
     
  18. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    ^actually dude, I was in the lab all last night checking to see if the powder will stand up to the kind of heat we're expecting.Its anyone's guess at this point
     
  19. 17a_tailgater

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    this may call for a double dose. make sure @6am and 12pm every powders.
     
  20. The Dark Knight

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    While outside yesterday, I thought of this thread. :lol: Funny it was bumped and I did not know.
     

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