Time to powder up fellas

Discussion in 'BS Forum' started by jonnyd, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. rmagedon

    rmagedon Active Member

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    I didn't blame the powder. The powder and the dry balls worked to perfection. I was just saying, having powder around your junk area, and then going running is NOT the best idea. I mean, I don't wanna take this thread down the wrong direction, but I thought the powder helped keep ur balls dry (which it did) AND it helped keep them nice and smooth for those who shaved the nutsack. I shave the nutsack, I'll say it. But the burning didn't come from my thighs rubbin against my sack, it was thigh rubbing against thigh. Prior to using the powder, I'd never gotten this shit before. That's why I was just passing inform...baaah...fuck you guys...I can see I'm not gonna win this one. But the dry balls concept does work, which I will still give everyone praise for. I'll just stick to my own schedule and dosage.
     
  2. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    just dont give up on the powder my friend. a happy ballsac leads to a happy rmagedon6 :up:
     
  3. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    I've never understood the appeal of shaving your balls. If you're a porn star, then okay, otherwise, why?
     
  4. Scikotic

    Scikotic Banned

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    because dental floss is much more sanitary then pubic hair. That and its more effective. Eyedea will argue that it makes his junk look bigger....
     
  5. rmagedon

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    Well, I always did it because, if I may quote one of the hottest girls in my High School back in the days used to say, "Yeah, so-and-so shaves his balls. They feel smooth and leathery in my mouth. I like that. Better than that gross jungle guys got going on down there". With her friend agreeing with everything she said. Ever since then, I've offered nothing short than a giant sack of smooth, leathery goodness to women of all kinds.

    This girl is in her late 20's today. I'm sure she's carried that ideology throughout her life since then, and if these girls want smooth, leathery balls, then shit, it is my duty to give them the best experience of their lives by keeping my balls smooth, smelling fresh and dry.
     
  6. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    You use the green or the yellow razor?
     
  7. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    dudemaybe the late night chocolate eating has caught up to you? face it, you have your mother's thighs
     
  8. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    Another guy concerned with a woman over his own personal needs.

    It's like the world's gone all metrosexual.
     
  9. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    yup yup...my ball hairs look like the wig that morry had in goodfellas...and its stayin that way
     
  10. fenwyr

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    Can you imagine how many different sets smooth, leathery balls she's had in her mouth since then?
     
  11. hiker

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    I've just spent 10 minutes scrubbing my feet with my ped-egg. Does that count?:lol:
     
  12. BIG COUNTRY

    BIG COUNTRY Well-Known Member

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    Im 19 and proud of my hair, powder covered balls. Fuck girls I care about me.
     
  13. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    I hate those commercials, the part where they open it up and dump out all the foot-scrapings is totally unnecessary.
     
  14. rmagedon

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    Trust me, if it were up to us men, we'd all drive compact, gas-saving, Toyota's or Honda Civics or better yet walk. But, unfortunately, those simple things don't attract women today. They're into luxury cars, nice clothes, and shaved balls. What can I say? I'm guilty for shaving my balls to attract hot women. Sue me. :wink:
     
  15. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    The google ads appearing for this thread are priceless.
     
  16. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    ped egg? .......
     
  17. AlioTheFool

    AlioTheFool Spiveymaniac

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    Screw that. If her and her friends were talking like that back then, they'd already had their share of leathery nutsacks.

    Welcome to the man club. There's precious few of us left. :beer:

    At first I was like "WTF is a ped-egg?" Then you said this ^ and I was like "Ugh, that shit..."

    Nasty commercial.

    Bullshit. If it were up to men we'd all be driving Ferraris or Hummers (depending on whether we were cruising or going fishing).

    But that's okay, I wouldn't expect you to understand. :wink:

    Damn, they're blocked at work. I'll have to check this thread from home.
     
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  19. rmagedon

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    Yeah, this thing is like a cheese grater that fits in the palm of your hands (looks like the mouse u use at work) and u rub it on ur feet. It's designed to hug every curve and crease on your feet. The sole purpose to grate all dead skin from the bottom of your feet and heel. Then, it all collects in this compartment.
     
  20. fenwyr

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    [​IMG]

    ^Hiker's actual feet.
     

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