There...Their....They're

No worries, guess I missed the satire. It's hard sometimes with the written word.

 

I need to study harder under Jeto. My game needs to be elevated.

What about POTUS, SCOTUS, FLOTUS? Is it really hard to understand what president, supreme court, or first lady means? These abbreviations are really stupid, as if we really need to know it's "of the United States." Do we call the UK Prime Minister. PMOTUK?

I looked up PMOTUK and apparently there is a forum called POTUK, but it doesn't seem to be a common saying.

 

We have many names for her...

 

A new one in the Jets Skins specalation thread.

Jack of all traits.

 

They do the same things with celebrity names. I hate it. Jlaw, Brangelina, Bennifer, Jlo, Arod ugh, shut up with that. For the record, the first time I saw FLOTUS I thought, "Wait, what? Florida of the United States?" And those last two, I thought one was a dictator and the other one was a North Korean prison. What do I know from these things. If anyone starts calling Shoe Booty Samdar I'm gonna hurl. Since when is he Sri Lankan? Worse yet, LBell, HellBell, some kinda shit like that you know it's coming. Who wants to bet that the first TD Le'Veon Bell scores they're going to put on that shitty late 70s song 'You Can Ring My Bell' in The New Dump?



"Well, sit back and relax while I put away the dishes
Then you and me can rock a bell
You can ring my bell ring my bell
You can ring my bell ring my bell
You can ring my bell ring my bell"

What the fck does that even MEAN? She's got her hands in a sink full of Palmolive and her boyfriend is playing ring and run? We didn't call it the Scary 70s for nothing. What was this about again?

 

It was so hot out I says, I says oh, you're gonna hafta peal me off da pavement wid a spatchala.

 

But the threat of caring even less is meant to intimidate you!

 

its a double entender

 

I've noticed some back peddling on things in the Jets Forum lately.

My great-grandfather the peddler in Belarus would approve.

 

Just wait on it.

 

I think we may have a legend in our mist

 

Haha, good one.

 

Thread lightly you you might get banned.

 

*band

 

That should make your highlight real

 

Was not all that impressed with the unveal last night.

 

I'm still not impressed with the use of the word alternate, when they mean alternative.

 

That's an oldddd joke. No one really makes that mistake anymore

 

Actually, you can say they both mean the same thing. They both apply. I care so little that you don't need to apply more non- caring...I care so little that you can apply all the non-caring you want. It means the same thing....and I don't care anymore...then I already do