The Natural Selection Thread

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  1. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Death by taco - nice, especially this part:

    "As of now, tickets for the competition are still being sold. However, a spokesperson for the Fresno Grizzlies says that

    the competitive eating portion of their annual Taco Truck Throwdown is being re-evaluated."


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    FYI: Death by Taco (Mission Bay - SF) recommended.

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  4. Dierking

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    I have great bend, don't I?
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    This kid's bend I.Q. is higher/stronger than I see people talk about.
     
  6. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    You called it.

    In other news, deep fried turkey deaths average about 5 a year nation-wide. Every freaking Thanksgiving I hear about someone burning their house down, getting third degree burns, or getting killed. Here, let me throw a wet frozen turkey in roiling boiling oil and see how it works out, why not.

    San Antonio, TX leads the pack, btw. Time for you to move back to NJ methinks. NJ sucks for the most part, but at least Jersey tomatoes won't kill you.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I don't know if I can stand the perpetual fart smell of NJ anymore, and there's nothing more entertaining than watching a redneck burn themselves alive in their garage.

    Also, I can now walk into a church with an AR-15 tucked into my waistband and not get in trouble.
     
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    I have been deep frying turkeys for the last 18 years. I would not touch a turkey cooked any other way, they are that much better.

    Nothing unsafe about it if you have half a brain and follow some basic procedures.
    Anyone who would try to cook a frozen turkey using any method would have to have an IQ below 70
     
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    I had an ex that became overly obsessed when she got into cult of Bikram.... maybe the hot room melts their minds
     
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    Its like the David Koresh School of Fitness.
     
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    beware of hot bikram yoga when the host directs you to lie down inside a pizza over
     
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    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Dude. The selection has to occur naturally. Duh.
     
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    It was worth a shot
     
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