The Mark Sanchez Flaws Thread

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  1. 624

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    My favorite is when people complain about his contract like he was a FA


    Why...because it was in English?
     
  2. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho Trolls

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    Fuck Sanchez. Give me Brett Ratliff back!!!
     
  3. Bill Belichdouche

    Bill Belichdouche Well-Known Member

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    Ratliff + Clowney = Dynasty
     
  4. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    I listen to NFL.com and ESPN and they tell me that if I can't start Sanchez on my fantasy team every week then clearly Tanny needs to cut him and trade up again for another QB.

    He's had three years, its time for someone else to take the reigns of this team.

    We need a QB who can play defense too so that he can either win the game by himself or lose it by himself. I need one sole player to blame every week.
     
  5. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    Mark Sanchez's biggest flaw is his unrealistic expectations made by the media and fans.

    It doesn't make sense in any language.
     
  6. bobby2times

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    I like how all the Sanchez apologists go into ridiculous hyperbole. I dont see anyone being mad that he's not Aaron Rodgers. How about having a QB that isnt a turnover machine, has decent accuracy, and doesnt make moronic decisions? I dont think thats asking too much for a 5th overall pick into his 3rd year. Now that the defense isnt good enough to hold his hand anymore, people want a QB that can put a team on his back and so far Sanchez doesnt look to be that guy.

    Let me just list the excuses here so we all dont have to read them over and over:

    He only started 1 year in college!
    Schotty is holding him back!
    He's won 4 road playoff games! (Anyone with a brain could see the defense won those and Sanchez just didnt fuck it all up)
     
  7. Acad23

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    You forgot the absolutely horrible offensive line he's been cursed with.
     
  8. Acad23

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    Oh yeah...and the instability at the wr position, making it impossible to achieve any chemistry that passing the ball requires.
     
  9. Acad23

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    Oh....and he's too short.
     
  10. 624

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    How does that not make sense?


    When you're done spamming this thread with your retard-ness you can answer.
     
  11. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    And there's his "unrealistic expectations made by the media and fans".
     
  12. Acad23

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    It ain't my fault you can't put a simple thought across.
     
  13. 624

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    You still failed to answer my question.


    Why doesn't it make sense? Are you unable to come up with your own answer?
     
  14. Acad23

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    Mark Sanchez's biggest flaw is his unrealistic expectations made by the media and fans.

    OK...I'll help.

    If your talking about the unrealistic expectations made by the media and fans, then that's their flaw, not Sanchez's.

    If your saying that Sanchez's inability to meet those expectations is unrealistic, then your on to something.

    But that's not what you wrote. Sanchez doesn't have unrealistic expectations.

    Plus he's too short.
     
  15. 624

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    Did you really take the statement that literally?

    It all makes sense now.
     
  16. Chrebet86

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    Your biggest flaw was your unrealistic expectation that people would be able to read your post and imply a sliver of common sense.
     
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  17. Acad23

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    I believe you meant infer. Infer a sliver of common sense.

    Now that would be unrealistic.

    You'll never see me correcting his spelling though.
     
  18. Chrebet86

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    actually the word i really wanted to use was employ, but i cant think that fast sometimes, I again rely upon people to use context clues to figure out what i mean rationally seeing as its a football forum.
     
  19. Acad23

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    I've have had many concussions, but I get your point.

    btw... 624 started it.
     
  20. 624

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    I expected the mentally-able members of this board to understand it...so I think my true flaw was omitting the ones not so fortunate such as Acad from the discussion.

    Therefore, I decided to write a new version so people like him can also understand:






    Grown-ups:cool: expect him to be very great :metal: when they should not :sad:. This causes grown-ups to think he is not as good as he really is. :mad:

    The End :jets:
     

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