The Jets are like a snake thats shedding it's old skin!

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  1. Cman60

    Cman60 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Maybe Woolworths...
     
  2. JoeWalton

    JoeWalton Well-Known Member

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    How about Two Guys? Since most people think two guys can easily turn this mess around.
     
  3. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    I don't think the OP really thought out the title here. Once a snake has gone through the brief process where a new skin is developed and the old one is shed what you have left is the same old snake. Is that the message he's looking to send? Is that why the Jets got new uniforms?
     
  4. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    The implication is the skin was the problem and not the snake. But with the Jets who knows.
     
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  5. TonyFtLaud

    TonyFtLaud Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately, that snake is much more prone to strike while shedding, and immediately after shedding, it begins the process of getting ready to shed again. Very Jet like...:p
     
  6. NCJetsfan

    NCJetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Is that like 10 snakes shedding their skin in baseball?
     
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  7. twown

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    The Jets are like a snakeskin after receiving a full body transplant and also new uniforms.
     
  8. NoodleArm

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    The snake looks fat to me.
     
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    Did you read my mind and steal my thoughts on CJ getting Douglas. Well done. Nothing to add
     
  11. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    the snake will always bite back
     
  12. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Edit. Was said already, should have read through before posting.
     
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  13. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Under this theory the new uni’s should be the solution
     
  14. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Who you callin' fat?
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  15. Jets81

    Jets81 Well-Known Member

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    Longsuffering88 Well-Known Member

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    To me the jets are like manure

    Steaming pile of shit that now is decomposed enough to be fertilizer for a new team to start growing
     
  17. Linebacker712

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    I think the Jets are using a rare amount of common sense and aggressiveness in building this team. Whether what they do is the right move, and whether or not this actually results in a Super Bowl remains to be seen. But as I've said before, there is actually some passion on this team now.
     
  18. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I think snake wasn't the best comparison. I look at the Jets as a Drac.

    In the movie Enemy Mine, Louis Gosset Jr. played a Drac named Jeriba Shigan. He was the mortal enemy of Dennis Quaid, a human fighter pilot. In this situation, Dennis Quaid represents success. Both Success (Dennis Quaid) and the Jets (Louis Gosset Jr.) crash on an alien world, and are stranded. They hate each other, and are trying to kill each other. But they realize, Success and the Jets, that they must cooperate in order to survive on this alien planet. They fight monsters and mercenaries, survive blizzards, and build shelter against meteors, and eventually the Jets and Success come to a common ground.

    Then, surprisingly, the Jets become pregnant, because their race is a bunch of hermaphrodites and reproduce asexually. So the Jets nurture their unborn spawn while slowly becoming a maternal figure, sexually confusing Success. Then the Jets give birth to a young baby Drac named Zammis. The Jets die in childbirth, but the baby Zammis (new Jets) survives, and is raised by Success so they can one day escape the alien planet and win the Super Bowl.

    Success is the adopted father of the new hermaphrodite lizard baby Jets. That should be the new title of this thread.
     
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  19. Acad23

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    What are we drinking tonight, Byz?
     
  20. Baumeister

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    That was a good movie. You went deep into the archives for your analogy. Also you end the analogy with a possible SB win! I guess I am showing my age as most people born after 1990 have never even seen this movie.
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