The Drunk Tank

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  1. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Texans.

    Go figure.

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  2. JetsHuskers fan

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    they are shitty vodkas. cost maybe $10 a big bottle
     
  3. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    ah ok. I usually go midshelf.
     
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    once your a few shoots down in it, it tastes fine. mixing it with Mountain dew takes the sting out of it.
     
  5. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    well you know how the border is these days. Bout to crack open some red here. stay classy.
     
  6. JStokes

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    Zetas. As it were.

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  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    With the blood of Russian mail order brides. 3 big tittied devotchkas can make a solid case of woodka.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Please, Tito's is a half rung up from those plastic bottles of Smirnoff. Once you've actually had the real stuff, the shit in this country all tastes the same.
     
  9. JetsHuskers fan

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    mmmmmm i like the plastic bottle stuff. it tastes pretty much the same as the top doller stuff they sell here anyway so why bother?
     
  10. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Drink up bitch assess it's Saturday!!! If we get drunk now we can possibly stay drunk throug the fuckin Jets loss. Kill two birds with one stone I say.
     
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  11. 74

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    sprinkle some of grandma byz' skin flakes in there and slap a sticker on that mason jar
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Swap gram's flakes for a dead cobra and you have something. 1 million screaming gooks can't be wrong.
     
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  13. silent scream

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    I like Tito's as it's got some nice flavor that I can drink straight over ice and a handle is only $29 here. Other than that I usually prefer Sobieski or some other mid-shelf stuff.

    Vodka snobs can go join coffee snobs in their collective circlejerk of fedoras and pretentiousness.
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It's not about being a snob. It's about having tasted the real stuff and knowing the difference.

    I got medevac'd to Germany about 20 years ago from one of the shitbag Arab nations. One of my favorite beers available here is Franziskaner. German. Most people think it is too heavy or foreign, mainly because it's got yeast spinning at the bottom of the glass, but every time I get someone to try it, they give up American beer.

    When I was in Landstuhl, I found a place that had it on tap, and even had glasses with the logo. I was amazed. My favorite beer on tap. I even talked them into giving me two glasses to take home with me.

    I was so happy. Until the bar hostess told me the locals considered it to be piss. I drank 5 of the favorite beers of the locale and realized why.

    My favorite beer is German piss, and it makes pretty much every American beer taste like water.
     
  15. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    German piss?
     
  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yum.
     
  17. Dierking

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    I think it is snobbery. You'd certainly expect it to all taste the same if you're just going to be mixing it with fruit juice or carbonated sugar water anyway, wouldn't you?
     
  18. Hobbes3259

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    Plastic bottles of Smirnoff?


    Platinum Bitch.

    At that price you can treat the plastic pint bottle like a shot glass.
     
  19. Hobbes3259

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    Or, see above...If you toss four fingers back like a shot of Nyquil...


    Just sayin'
     
  20. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You don't mix the good stuff. You mix the shitty stuff because it tastes bad.
     

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