Late night of work at meetings, slugging a dram of Maccallan 12 yr old with a couple Goose Island IPAs to choke it down.
GF is out at a rehearsal dinner so I'm out on the patio, I've got the chiminea roaring with a dram of Monkey Shoulder, watching the game on my iPad. No work tomorrow or Monday. Wish the Mets were playing. _
Good idea, but just know what you're getting into. Girlfriends are awesome, until they aren't any more.
My girlfriend was awesome until she moved in. now despite the proximity the sex has somehow decreased, there's a million pussy doily flowery things around my house and I'm having to spend more money than I ever have before.... ..plus the wife isn't too happy about the whole thing
Conundrum She's at her sister's helping with a Quinceañera, and they need help building the stage for a big cake and a rail above it to make the cake a big surprise with a flowered curtain. But I have to take a shit. And I'm hammered. Priorities...
Enemy territory. Fucking Boston. Did I tell you how much I hate Boston? I hate everything about Boston. I hate their football teams starting with Pats and Red Sucks. I hate their people, I hate their accent. I hate hate Boston. BUT, wife said we have to spend Columbus Day weekend in Boston. She is taking kids to Whale Tour and I will watch football in Boston. Fucking Boston. Now getting hammered at hotel bar. Boston Boston, I hate you Boston. I hate everything about you.
Too bad HuskerDu. For a second it looked like that Badger kicker was going to go Florida State "wide right" again after choking 2:00 minutes earlier. His offense bailed him out and gave him another chance and even then he semi-gagged and barely--just barely--squeezed the kick inside the right upright for the game-winner. I was hoping he'd brick it.
Don't be an ass. Giacomo's in the North End or Rino's Place in East Boston. Then get Pizza at Regina's in the North End. _
I am not as classy and sophisticated as you are. Buffalo Wild Wings for me. 6 hours of football with no Jets in it. No stress. Different experience. Let me have this. A stress free Sunday with tons of beer and if I get lucky I will chat with a few beatiful girls. We shall see. I am not that bad looking right? A few girls can still kiss me right?
Don't be an ass. Giacomo's is an inexpensive classic North End Italian joint. Rino's has the best lobster ravioli outside of Amalfi and is not expensive. Regina's is the best Pizza in Boston. Go to the North End. Or East Boston. You might find some recruits whilst you're getting good Italian food. Seriously. No chain food in Boston. Treat the wife and kids. _
Sending this post to wifey. let her decide what we eat and drink the next 2 days. Stokes. People will call me gay, but I love you man. Thanks again. Rotterdam for me. I finally convinced my company. I will work for Rotterdam office but will stay in USA. I will fly for projects only. Can't leave USA behind. I love USA. Turkey sucks sucks sucks. Fucking fascist country.
I love Rotterdam. The Netherlands are great but smells like cow shit. Because of all the cows. And cow shit. Take the wifey to Bruges for 3 days. Will be like your honeymoon with out the roofies and arm and leg restraints. Seriously, hit the North End for Italian. There is no other reason to go to Boston. _
I was Russian and Hungary so Iran to Czech the fridge for Turkey to Cook but I slipped on Greece, fell on my Brunei and dropped the China. Now I have a Spain ankle and a Belgian disc so I went to the doctor and they found a Timor. I hope it's Benin, but Oman, Irish I just had some food. So Chad and Jordan, Gabon man Uganda be kidding me, Kenya Finnish with the Qatar Polish and Belize Guinea some Chile Togo so I Congo? You Heard me, I Seychelles.
For some reason something someone once said to me is sticking in my mind. Whenever you see a really hot looking woman, and you think wouldn't it be great to be with her, just remember there's almost certain to be some guy whose totally sick of her shit. It's called perspective.
