The Drunk Tank

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  1. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Seriously, once read a story that the way owners offed their race horses for insurance $$ was they'd attach a clip to one of the horses ear and the other to the horses rectum and flip a switch on a car battery and it would kill them instantly with no evidence of foul play.

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  2. 74

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    No way! wow
     
  3. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Trying right now...
     
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  4. JStokes

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    Yeah was in Sports Illustrated about some massive insurance scandal at some huge old time race horse training farm.

    Was a pretty famous place if I recall.

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  5. Faux machine

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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horse_murders
     
  6. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Good budd and finishing off some Dos Equis...
    Life is good..
     
  7. JetsHuskers fan

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    toby keith and some Busch beer.
     
  8. JetsHuskers fan

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    does that really work?
     
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  10. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    I hear it's awesome give it a try
     
  11. Brook!

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    I wanna get drunk. Being a father is awesome and all but it sucks when you want to get wasted.

    My college girlfriend died today. Overdose.

    I am extremely sad yet I can't tell my wife about it and my kids would look me weird if I just chugged down a bottle of Scotch right now.

    Oh by the way, if my wife asks, I had a fight with my boss today at work. Life sucks sometimes and booze is the only thing that keeps you going. Fuck life.
     
  12. JetsHuskers fan

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    Shots shots shots.
     
  13. JetsHuskers fan

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    Sorry man
     
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  14. JStokes

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    Dude I feel for you. Losing a loved one sucks.

    In my case that's an understatement.

    Take solace any way you can.

    Cutting reply tomorrow.

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  15. BrowningNagle

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    All you Caitlin Jenner no tesirixkle mother fucks need to learn how to drink. Fuck you guys and duck the jets until they learn how tou win. Holy hell
     
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  16. BrowningNagle

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    Didn't see this before posting wasted. Feel terrible. Sorry brook. Truly sorry
     
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    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Brooklyn, had some heavy shit In my life too, alcohol always helps
     
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  18. Dierking

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    Had a beer after work yesterday. One more with dinner. Read a good book. Woke up early, nailed the wife, had a hot cup of joe on the deck on a glorious cool morning at the end of summer. I may be able to get used to this.

    Booze is not the answer.
     
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  19. matt robinson 17

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    Except for the book did the exact same thing
     
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    Ya'll got me hooked on the Moscow mules. Switch between them and vodka club with a lime. Sorry Brook. I know how you feel.
     
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