Nostradamus completed a total of 942 quatrains. He had one quatrain that applied to our beloved Jets. It's called Just End Time Sensationally. It refers to the Jets being undefeated when Dec 21, 2012 occurs. The universe is so shocked that it triggers a cataclysmic pole shift wiping out all life on Earth. However, he had another quatrain that also applied to our beloved Jets and had another possible ending. It's called Justice Eventually Triggers Success. It's when Belacheat is found guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced to death. It's also where 2012 stands for Joe Namath (12) and 2013 stands for Don Maynard (13) and it triggers another 1968-69 season and the Jets win the Super Bowl.
1.Pats go 16-0 but this time win it all,Then Brady and Bellicheck retire and we never have to deal with them again. 2.Jets go 8-8 again only to get ready for their 13-3 2013 season cause the pressure of the Pats and Brady are now gone for good. 3.Tebow ascends to heaven in the week 17 final to close out the season!
1. Tebow scores a TD in each game by throwing or rushing. 2. WFH flourishes in the new blocking scheme. 3. Darrelle Revis gets more than 1 INT.
Haven't had a laugh like that in a good while. Woody would just love to see that happen. Tebow, Tebowing off into the sky; Leaving us with another inadaquate backup in McElroy. . 1. Jets win double digit games (11) 2. Schitty makes us look stupid for letting him walk....... at least for the first half of the season anyway. Teams then realize he's STILL running the old Jets playbook rather than something new and promptly beginusing the nuclear option on Bradford. 3.Sanchez gets knocked on his ass less as the line gels and he solidifies into a top ten QB only to incur a fluke injury.Tebow then comes in and plays competent football. Thus bringing about the QB controversy and a Sanchez mental clusterfuck when he finally returns and starts putting in into the dirt again. 3.A -Wildcard Bet- Hill becomes Sanchez's new "guy" for the HR ball and Holmes is still 2nd fiddle, unhappy and a general shithead.
1) Brady suffers a season-ending injury (Coples?) and Pats miss the playoffs 2) Hill catches 5 or more 40+ yds catches 3) At the end of the season, Hayden Smith has become the Jets surprise player of the season, solidified himself as a given player on the roster for years to come and taken over Keller's spot as the #1 TE due to superior blocking (while also showcasing awesome hands) And unless intentional, he was spelled Nostradamus. ^^
1 - Tebow fumbles in a Wildcat situation nearly costing the Jets a game. But Sanchez is able to drive the team down the field for a game winning field goal. 2 - Stephen Hill is Sanchez favorite target by seasons end. 3 - Cromartie leads the team with 7 INTs.
I think these are pretty bold: 1) Sanchez has a higher completion percentage and yards per attempt than in previous years, ending with a +5 TD-Int ratio. 2) Jets finish 11-5 and face Baltimore in the first round. 3) Hill gets over 17 combined receiving and rushing touchdowns, but loses ROTY to RG3.
1. Mark Sanchez has over 30 touchdowns accounted for with his legs and through the air as well as less than 10 turnovers. He is a serious candidate for the MVP 2. Stephen Hill has over 60 catches and 1200 yards to go along with his 14 touchdowns. 3. The Jets finish 13-3, first in the AFCE and beat the Texans in the AFCCG to advance to the super bowl to play the Eagles where they will win 31-21.
1. Tebow starts his first game as a Jet by week 6. Only as a wake up call to Sanchez who returns the following week. 2. The running game returns to form with Greene carrying the workload and developing better hands in the passing game. 3. Holmes and Hill play well with each other and save Sanchez's job.
Actually, it's more than likely that Ryan takes the fall for the owner's and GM's bad decisions. One can't be fired and the other won't be. That leaves the HC which is the usual way things work out when a team struggles.
1) Jets have 4 backs rush for over 500 yards - Greene, Mcknight, Ganaway & Powell 2) Pace and Maybin combine for 20 sacks 3) Sanchez & Tebow BOTH catch a TD pass in 2012
1) Brady get mangled in week 3 vs the Ravens and is out for the season 2) Jets make it to the SB, but lose in the closing minutes 3)Putz fans spend the off-season whining "if Brady hadn't been injured waa waa waa"
Let's be honest. Right now, some of these predictions look like they were made by Nostradumbass. Not really, I just wanted to make that joke.
1- Tebow loses virginity to Mrs Ryan. Rex captures moment on family camcorder. 2- Brady caught fking Red Sox's mascot Harry the goat. Checks himself into rehab. 3- Ellis kills 4 transvestites in prison. Receives time off for good behavior.
I'd say 30 receptions, a couple TD's and decent in protection. Sorry for vagueness, but tough to sometimes put a statistical number on intangibles, etc. But meaningful downs, solid play.
