Tebow’s glad his mom didn’t abort’em So he’ll preach all in earshot to boredom His ilk forbids you screw And would use his fame to Write the constitution’s post mortem
Santonio shot off his yap, While Rex fondled toes on his lap, They went out on a limb, And then traded for Tim, Without busting a nut on the Cap.
there once was a jet fan considerate asking fellow jets fans to be literate but as he read what they wrote he said aloud-and I quote- "most of these guys are illiterate"
Schotty got a boot to the head, For excrement left in the bed, Said Ryan with a smile, "The chap wasn't my style," In his pencil there wasn't much lead.
Rex’s mouth wrote checks his team couldn’t cash With his trophy predictions so brash “Bill’s a jerk,” said Revis Well maybe, but know this: He should his big mouth shut and pay cash!
There once was a team in the draft Suggestions by pundits seem daft If at sixteen they pick Chandler Jones The Jets faithful will certainly groan It’s the Super Bowl again for Bob Kraft
A Jets great and distinguished brain trust Thought drafting a pass-rusher a must The Seahawks took their pick Then they had to think quick So they landed a new fat lazy bust!
A WR spot we had to fill, So up we moved to draft Stephen Hill, With size and speed, He filled our need, To make defenses look ill
"lets play like the NY f*ckin JETS,,and not some slapdick team!" Rex screams post lap band and 80lbs lesser, is rex getting nicer? now along comes Timmie our god lovin QB "were blessed to be playing the new england patriots twice" as cheerful rex states f*ck me
The Draft left us scratchin our noggins, While jammin to ol' Kenny Loggins, The Pats let out a cackle, As we eschewed a Right Tackle, While we joyfully rode our toboggans.
A tooled out Giants fan looking for a date Decided to be creepy on TGG and tempt fate He sent her a PM It went as well as Terry Bradway as GM So tonight he will indeed masturbate
The NFL Draft was just last week, and ESPN showed they will let anyone speak, Including Mr. Gruden who loves EVERY single player, But not enough Rachel Nichols, I'd love to lay-her.. And much to our surpise Tannenbaum did astound! drafting defense in the first round, I thought for once the Jets wouldn't fuck around, Gasp -Another year of Sanchez getting help off the ground.. Our great owner Woody Johnson - His first name describes his last, Took out a play from his past, Grabbed up Tebow to sell another PSL, and as for this season only time will tell, Will Jets fans be rejoicing? Or screaming for Woody to go to hell?
