The 2011 Jets Haiku & Limerick Thread

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  1. 624

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    Hockey is for fags
    follow the sliding puck DERP!
    oh hai, MBGreen
     
    #81 624, Nov 16, 2011
  2. MBGreen

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    touch a nerve there, soxxx?
    start another thread doofus
    your serve, Steffi Graf
     
    #82 MBGreen, Nov 16, 2011
  3. 624

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    Your Haiku is wrong
    for the 5th time in this thread
    Google: syllables
     
    #83 624, Nov 16, 2011
  4. MBGreen

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    you were correct, sir
    weren't enough syllables
    still a tennis fag
     
    #84 MBGreen, Nov 16, 2011
  5. Laszlo Kovacs

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    One safety too slow
    Plays next to a tiny dwarf
    TD for TE
     
    #85 Laszlo Kovacs, Nov 16, 2011
  6. mystikol

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    Pizza, Polar Bears,
    GF, Beer, and Burgers too.
    This board is fucked up.
     
    #86 mystikol, Nov 16, 2011
  7. mystikol

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    I miss Green Hornet
    We could give him a hatchet
    Chop up Brady's face?
     
    #87 mystikol, Nov 16, 2011
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    He wouldn't do that
    Unless we planned ahead first
    Shut off kitchen light
     
    #88 624, Nov 16, 2011
  9. BK_Jetsfan

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    WINNER!!!!!!!

    :rofl::rofl:
     
    #89 BK_Jetsfan, Nov 16, 2011
  10. Ulrich

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    A wild-card roster
    PSLs are expensive
    Rex says "Super Bowl"
     
    #90 Ulrich, Nov 16, 2011
  11. MBGreen

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    that poor smack junkie
    riding the LIRR
    no seizures this time
     
    #91 MBGreen, Nov 16, 2011
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    Shake, Rattle and Roll
    The Whiskey has taken its toll
    Run for the toilet, why?
    Ill just puke on the gay guy.
    Like Sasha, Brady then cleaned the Metlife Bowl.
     
    #92 Chrebet86, Nov 16, 2011
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    Gronkowski was first
    Tim Tebow shortly after
    Ten disciples left
     
    #93 624, Nov 18, 2011
  14. mystikol

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    Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
    Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
    Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit
     
    #94 mystikol, Nov 18, 2011
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    The Patriots game was out of hand
    The Broncos game was incredibly bland
    we all may feel depressed
    but we should really feel blessed
    Because at least soxxx was banned
     
    #95 624, Nov 18, 2011
  16. mystikol

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    He thinks we'll win out - no, not teasin'
    But he can't cite one good fucking reason
    He said "up your ass"
    And he got no free pass
    Now soxxx will be banned for the season
     
    #96 mystikol, Nov 18, 2011
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    Third down direct snaps
    a mere seven yards to go
    stupid playcalling
     
    #97 MBGreen, Nov 18, 2011
  18. mystikol

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    This is one the worst losses ever
    And we can't blame bad calls or the weather
    Von Miller's a beast
    But come on, at least
    We should have beat MF-ing Denver
     
    #98 mystikol, Nov 18, 2011
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    There was a loud Jets coach Rex Ryan
    Whose team unity was sure dyin’
    He blew all the bluster
    A blowhard could muster
    And when that didn’t work he tried cryin’
     
    #99 Jets2863, Apr 24, 2012
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    my head hurts
     
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