Subway spokesman Jared Fogle's home raided by feds, may be linked to child P investigation

Ha. It's funny how they treat pedos worse than murderers in prison. It's like the unspoken law. Not that he didn't deserve the beating... You'd just think rape and murder would be way worse, but not in their eyes. They'll be like, "Ewwwwww! That's nasty! Now bend over and let me sodomize you, ya sick perv!! And by the way, you're on Tuesday night cock sucking duty for the next 10 years!"

 

Boy, that Subway diet really sucks. If that dude were still 400 pounds, none of this would have ever happened.

 

In Rome, he'd be at a white collar prison.

 

Ever consider that this sort of thing has the makings of an awesome Japanese game show? You drop three guys in a prison and they draw cards to see what their backstory will be. Various degrees of child molestation. One of them also killed his victims. The other liked them extra young. The third was convicted, but his victims were in the 15-16 year range. We then follow the exploits of our three contestants as they maneuver around our prison, ducking under tables and around corners, hiding away in the laundry, trying to make unholy alliances with skinheads. Last guy out of pederast prison wins.

 

Does Nigg get time off his sentence for good behavior?

 

It's group mentality. None of "their people" are there for downloading anything off the internet. It used to be white people in prison were rich and there for money crimes. Other criminals could respect that bc they want to get more money too. Most rednecks are in the feds for making meth, another front on the war on drugs. Prisons aren't used to this many middle class white people. It's like reverse affirmative action.

 

Lots of people have deserved to be murdered, no child deserves to be molested. Rapists don't get the same treatment, but are usually looked down on. Everything is clique based when you're locked up...would you want to hang out with a pedo?

 

So much for the awesome Japanese game show.

Instead, Mr. Shorteyes gets to be the celebrity sandwich maker for Captain Mongo and his elite troop of Shakedown Artists.

 

What an awesome name by that vigilante. Earliest possible release date for Fogle is July 11, 2029. He's gonna get his ass beat for years.

 

He is in Englewood, I doubt he gets beat up too much in that country club. That is one of the reasons he worked out a plea deal I am sure, probably specified minimum security prison.