Stephen Hill appreciation thread

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by FJF, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    Nothing cures the flu like a couple of touchdowns. I bet the guy has never felt better in his life than he does today.
     
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Your team got fucking bitch-slapped and you actually paid to get into the stadium to watch it.

    How did it feel?

    You got there feeling all cocky, like you were going to be able to talk smack as Jets fans moped their way out of the stadium while the Bills kept running the score up on them.

    Heck, I bet you even fantasized about starting up a 'Tebow Tebow Tebow' chant halfway through so you could brag to the other Bills retards on whatever cesspool of a message board you frequent that you were personally responsible for the beginning of a Jets QB controversy.

    And then your team got beaten. Ah... no... embarrassed, actually. All three phases of the game type of embarrassed. Were you wearing a spanking new Mario Williams jersey, fresh from a sweatshop in China? I bet you were! How many people laughed at you while Mario Williams was being handled by an undrafted free agent making 1% of his salary?

    How did it feel every time your team turned over the ball? How did it feel when your secondary got schooled by a real QB, not the fraud of a QB your team overpaid for last season, before they realized what they had paid for?

    How does it feel to know this Bills team is the same piece of shit you've been watching for years? That all of your trumped-up smack talk was so off base and pathetically inept because they once again didn't live up to it?

    Were you even still there when the score became 41-7? If you were... how did it feel?
     
  3. LWC611

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    I can get behind this as well
     
  4. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    :rofl2:

    nice.
     
  5. Jeti

    Jeti Well-Known Member

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    Hill is so tough for guys to bring down watch when he adds weight this kid is the steal of the draft
     
  6. Jet Rider

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    #86 Jet Rider, Sep 10, 2012
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  7. Jeti

    Jeti Well-Known Member

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    He is my fantasy sleeper
     
  9. REVISion

    REVISion Well-Known Member

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    Man this guy has some crazy potential, and he still has room to add to his frame. If he can add 10-15 lbs without losing too much speed he will be a complete monster of an athlete. Megatron is the gold standard at 6'5 240, Hill is 6'4 215 currently with similar speed and vertical.
     
  10. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    Sunday was probably the most satisfying Jet game of my life. Got a late start to the stadium and these three Bills jerseys latch right onto me in the subway. First time in the city so they tag along on the ride and we end up picking up another Jet fan to split a taxi when transfer is delayed bad to make kickoff. They're talking their shit about the usual I tell them Sanchez is a damn good quarterback, I don't think Williams is going to get around Howard, hang in there for another five or ten years before you have another shot because of the Fitz contract. The last one wiped the big grin off their face pretty good. Also that the only thing that is going to shut up the media is going to be a blowout which is what I expect. They just loved that and we went our separate ways into the stadium.

    Yep. Hope they enjoyed the strip club because they came all this way; bumped into me who told them what was going to happen and then it was even worse than their worst nightmare.

    After the first int. the "YOU SUCK SANCHEZ!" old guy behind me was at it again. Then for the next three hours I'm just looking looking back at him and shaking my head while he doesn't say a word.

    No wildcat next year.
     

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