Rise of the Machines

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  1. Acad23

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    So the Japanese are going to be leading the way with sex bot wives? Is that what the video is getting at? Cause there wasn’t a single male robot in that mix.
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You know there's already got to be rich dudes boning robots in Japan right now. They'll probably end up opening arcades for it.
     
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    Sounds alot better than wasting my allowance playing Street Fighter
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I don't remember them having to mop the jizz off the Street Fighter arcade game.

    Ok maybe Ultra Street Fighter 4.
     
  6. Jonathan_Vilma

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    Something about banging a robot lady in an open arcade next to a stranger just doesn’t do it for me.
     
  7. JackBower

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    It was definitely Dead or Alive. The boobs has boob physics
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    It will be the new Dance Dance Revolution.
     
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    They've already got the mini-motels where you rent a bunk essentially in a vertical array with individual card-op hatches to get in and out. It wouldn't cost that much to have some of them come equipped with a live-in robotic "maid".
     
  10. Jonathan_Vilma

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    You crunched the numbers already?
     
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    Well I figure the guys renting those flops would be going for 30 minutes at a time instead of overnight so each "maid" would have a fairly full schedule. Let's say the rental rate was normally like 9k yen. Then you add in maybe a thousand yen for the "maid" and all you have to do is figure out how to evict them after they've gotten "cleaned". Maybe an intermittent screeching noise accompanied by unpredictable vibrations would do the trick. You'd have to have a physical component to get by the guys who brought earplugs to sleep with.

    You could just have the "maid" go to intermittent hard thrashing mode after 30 minutes but the problem is you'd get masochists buying slots for the overnight beatings.

    In any case the normal room rate gets paid like 3-4x a night plus the "maid" service and you make out like a bandit. More than enough to cover the cost of supplying, cleaning and servicing the "maid".
     
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    I totally always pegged Brad to be one of those twisted Japanese fetish porn guys.
     
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    How many times have you pegged him?
     
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    Maybe one day, robots will replace humans in professional sports.
     
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 2018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I want to see hologram technology improve to the point where they can have a full 3D representation of the game on the floor right in the middle of a bar like you're at field level, probably at a much smaller scale, but big enough to give an in-game atmosphere.
     
  16. Acad23

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    Where I work they're putting something together kinda like that... just a lot bigger.

    It's either gonna be cool as fuck or a big expensive flop... :confused:

    I'm not involved in that department anymore... but I'll know more leading up to the season.
     
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    I was really hoping the NFL would step up their camera work when live games were cancelled. Would have been a great time to play with drones.
     
  18. Acad23

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    We were using drones and player-mounted cameras on the USFL games.

    Every camera including the all-22 were available live to help in officiating the game and ball spotting... as well as scoring confirmation.

    I don't know if the NFL will adopt any of the tech we used.. but they were watching.
     
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    I hope that mental image gives you nightmares for awhile.
     
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