Rex has tattoo of his naked wife wearing Sanchez jersey

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  1. Biggs

    Biggs Well-Known Member

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    No pants equals naked, no shirt equals casual wear on most beaches in the world.
     
  2. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    I'm sure she's wearing a thong.
     
  3. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Yeah, she's wearing a thong. The tattoo is unclear as to whether this is the case or not, which means we should assume she has the thong on.

    So the logical construct of the argument is: Jersey = no definition of thong or not = jersey + thong = Tattoo is of woman wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey. Period. Typical bullshit hype from the Daily News, which is rapidly developing a reputation for stretching the truth.
     
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  4. Steelersrule

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    Much ado about nothing,really. Some of you guys need to hit the bowl once or twice.
     
  5. Cappy

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    For those people saying that the next GM needs to "stop this circus," you will be sorely disappointed. There are only three things that will stop this kind of ridiculousness surrounding the Jets, and two of those things are intimately connected.

    The first way the Jets can see this circus atmosphere disappear is pretty straightforward: Winning. And winning consistently. Obvious, right? If this happens, all the rest of the bullshit goes away. Of course, this is easier said than done... but this is the only thing the Jets' GM will have any control over.

    The second way? The beat writers could realize they are football reporters and stop writing stories fit for the tabloids. They could stop creating (and then feeding) self-fulfilling prophecies with their stories. Media prediction: Tebow will cause a circus! Media stories that follow: Let's keep asking players questions about whether it's a circus until someone says something that supports our claim that it's a circus!

    The third way (and the way that's connected to the second) is for the fans to stop digesting the drivel they put out there.

    Honestly, I find it more pathetic than anything else. I enjoy sports. I enjoy rooting for the Jets (lord knows why). I enjoy analyzing performances and comparing strategies and personnel decisions and all that shit that happens on the field. Beyond that, who cares? It's entertainment. I fail to see how any of this crap is relevant to the performance of my football team of choice on the field. And by crap, I'm referring not so much to the story itself as much as the metric shit-ton of stories out there trying to paint is as a "scandal." If it was a blurb on some page6 type of thing, fine. Instead we get stories about how his wife is TOTALLY NAKED (except for the jersey)! She's Tebowing! OMG, this is why Tebow didn't play! WHAT WAS REX THINKING?! LET'S SPECULATE ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY WITH NO INPUT FROM PEOPLE INVOLVED!

    This has reached a Kardashian-baby level of interest in irrelevant information.



    I consider the introduction of a 24-hour news cycle to be the downfall of respectable journalism, regardless of topic.
     
  6. KWJetsFan

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    Or the Jameson bottle.
     
  7. Br4d

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    It sure as hell did make the sausage factory a reality.
     
  8. Steelersrule

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    Colour me in............
     
  9. Milliner is your Mommy

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    I dont understand why this is that much different then getting a Jets symbol tattoo. The guy wanted a tattoo of his wife and he loves being the HC of the Jets so he put a jersey on her. Starting QB is always a go to jersey.
     
  10. ScotsJet

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    This. Precisely.
     
  11. typeOnegative13NY

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    had that 6 been a 12 the tat would have been described as epic in every single post here. So lets get top the bottom of what the problem here really is.































    6
     
  12. CJLang

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    The tat is not done well enough to distinguish if there is in fact a thong in the crack of her ass.
     
  13. CJLang

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    A report from the DN says she is definitely wearing a thong, but the crotchless edible kind. Since Rex is on a diet, it is assumed they are snackwell crotchless thongs.
     
  14. kevmvp

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    It's all good, it's just passion.

    The tattoo is definitely very weird, but I think one thing we have learned since Rex got here is that Rex is very weird as well.
     
  15. mo_lewis

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    Good question. Just an assumption. If she craved attention, she could get all the interviews she wanted.

    Anyway, since it is now pretty clear that the tat is real and not new, Rex is just really weird. Nothing wrong with the tattoo, but he should get rid of the "6".
     
  16. CowboysFan

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    You are smarter than this D!

    The anonymous source disaster (how many "anonymous source articles, that distract, existed before rex?......and before you think they do not distract hear what Ozzie Newsome has to say about winning with distractions in the NFL).......Jets' anonymous source distractions ... which I believe are 50% false and 50% true would not have the 50% true portion (or even reported) if not for Rex's shoot by the hip, swinging dick lifestyle, say whatever comes to mind, shitty executive level "tattoo favoring" management demeanor.

    Rex is a pure defensive genius. a rare talent ...that constantly sinks himself because of his attitude. It makes for a terrible HC ( he sounds like he is his dad).

    He sets the tone for the organization!
     
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  17. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Rich Cimini was famous for pot stirring anonymous sources well before Rex arrived when he worked for the Daily News. I guess that's their thing. Mehta just takes it to the extreme.
     
  18. NYJalltheway

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    Skip Bayless said it was probably a prank on the media, and she is tebowing too.. i think it's fake after hearing that, it makes perfect sense...he can't be that stupid..

    can he?
     
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    Looks like the Jets have their new GM ...a good choice too.

    Jet fans need to let Mehta and Myers and their toilet paper continue to obsess about tattoo nonsense and instead move on with discussing how to fix the mess Tannenbum left in his wake
     
  20. Acad23

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    You left out the most obvious way.

    The Jets could stop doing stupid shit.

    It's that simple.
     

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