Do what I would do! Just write Darnold's name over Fitzpatrick's name with a Sharpie, you idiot! Necessity is the mother of invention! Kids today! No imagination! Probably all of those damn video games made your brain go soft! If you really want to re-purpose it, use it for bird cage liner! Or burn it in effigy! Or make an animal sacrifice to Glenn Foley, Richard Todd, Neil O'Donnell, and Greg McElroy! Think outside the box! I'm sure there's a lot of feral cats where you live! Because the crazy lady next door hoards them, let's them breed like like a bunch of horny toads, and unleashes them on the neighborhood! Who needs Santeria when you've got a #14 jersey and an army of diseased feral cats, anyway! Signed, -Mrs. Championjets69
