Republican Nomination Thread

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  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Governor of Indiana
     
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    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    The guy who will give Trump a 60/40 shot at winning Indiana. That's a state that should be 10 points in his favor in his favor right now but is polling at about +7.5.

    He should have picked somebody who was younger and from a state that Hillary beat Sanders in.
     
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    I thought Trump was anti-gay
     
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    It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
     
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    Winner. Well played
     
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    Pence might be, but I don't think Trump ever said anything like that.
     
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    Tim is the gayest professional athlete I've ever seen. No joke.

    Trump couldn't care less about gay people; he's a New Yorker. Didn't care for the NC bathroom law either.
     
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    DJ Gallo is hilarious.


    https://medium.com/sportspickle/tim...ez-from-taking-my-job-50a564973173#.hzhvwh6cw


    GAINESVILLE, FL — Former Florida Gators and NFL quarterback Tim Tebow was announced today as a speaker at Donald Trump’s Republican National Convention. After the announcement was made by the Trump campaign, the 2007 Heisman Trophy winner issued a statement clarifying why someone who claims to be a devout Christian would support the presumptive nominee.

    “I plan to speak at the convention about issues that are important to me, such as helping out kids and stressing the value of hard work and competition,” said Tebow. “But there is also one issue in which I very much support Donald Trump, and that is building a wall at the Mexico border. If we had always had a wall there, I might be starting quarterback of the New York Jets. It’s too late and I can never know for sure, but a wall just might have kept Mark Sanchez from taking my job.”

    Sanchez, now on the Denver Broncos, is a third-generation Mexican-American and, by all accounts, his ancestors came to the United States legally in the 1920s. Yet it seems Tebow believes a wall would have kept Sanchez’s great-grandparents out of the United States and Tebow on the field.

    After leading the Denver Broncos to a playoff win in 2011, Tebow was traded to the Jets but failed to beat out Sanchez for the starting job. Even after Sanchez struggled mightily, Tebow was still not given the No. 1 job. He hasn’t started an NFL game or held a regular season roster spot since.

    “All I know is that Tim’s last two starts in the NFL were in the playoffs,” said a friend. “Then Sanchez happens and he can’t find work. Draw your own conclusions.”

    Tebow reportedly has not finished writing his speech yet and is working with former Florida teammate Riley Cooper on fine-tuning the parts about immigration and race.


    Trump says he will let Tebow speak about anything he wants.

    “Is Mark Sanchez an unskilled, illegal immigrant?” said Trump. “I don’t know. I just know what people are saying. It’s just a question that’s out there. What I do know is that Tim Tebow is a great player. A great winner. And that he should have a job in the NFL, especially over an unskilled, illegal immigrant like Mark Sanchez.”

    Trump did not respond when asked if he knew that Tebow was born in the Philippines.
     
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    Lol you can't make this shit up

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    Who can't?
     
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    that was satire, by the way. But great stuff.
     
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    Chris Christie sucked off Trump for nothing.

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    Teblow not speaking for Trump after all. Just like in the NFL he couldn't complete the deal
     
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    Trump makes it official.

     
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    I hope the people get drunk from taking shots everytime Tebow says he is "excited" to be endorsing Trump.
     
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    What a "fucking" logo. Also, Toilet Paper. [​IMG]
     
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