Republican Nomination Thread

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  1. mute

    mute Well-Known Member

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  2. deathstar

    deathstar Well-Known Member

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    The trumpsters just like Donald - never focusing on any real issue.
     
  3. JetsHuskers fan

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    We like him because he's alpha as fuck. Not a beta cuck like Jeb or Little Marco
     
  4. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Oh boy.
     
  5. JetsHuskers fan

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    I bet you are a beta
     
  6. Ralebird

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    Says the fucking Omega.

    We're talking about a guy who wants to be president of the United Fucking States, not the head bartender at the local Lions Club for god's sake.

    All talk and no action falls a little short of the qualifications we should be looking for. His hair is more real than his qualifications, which is a horrendous indictment of the competition he has faced and will continue to face in the months ahead.

    I want better; we all should. You may want to ask yourself why you are so easily convinced you've found your savior.
     
  7. JetsHuskers fan

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    TRUMP
     
  8. Ralebird

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    You may want to ask yourself why you are so easily convinced you've found your savior.
     
  9. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    Does anyone, anywhere believe that either of the two major candidates is a savior of any kind? It's basically a matter of which one sucks less at this point, init?
     
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    yup and in my eyes Trump sucks less
     
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    Alphas usually use spray tan?
     
  12. Ubiquitous

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    My college buddies are throwing a party next Friday. Here is the theme:


    My fellow Americans,

    We haven’t had a party in a while, so we decided to create the GREATEST PARTY THEME OF ALL TIME party. Hear me out.

    What’s more topical than the collapse of the EU and terrorists shooting innocent people? ELECTION SEASON. So here it is: Trump vs Hilary beer Olympics. We will have PINS, we will have POSTERS, we will have BEER, but we will only have one winner.

    As you arrive, you will be assigned a team (Hilary or Trump) and given a button. Anyone who does not wish to play will be in the Sanders party. Flip cup and beer pong will happen continuously throughout the night, with special event games every 30-45 mins.

    For each win, the winning team will be given cans of Hams (brewed in the land of sky-blue waters) equal to the points assigned for each game. The winning team must drink said cans and deposit them into the “ballot box”. The team with the most cans at the end of the night wins the election and receives a case of Pennsylvania’s finest champagne for their team.

    Team Trump will be campaigning under the slogan: Make Beer Great Again.

    Team Hilary will be campaigning under the slogan: I, Am a Woman.

    May god choose our shepherd into the frightening and drunk future of America.

    Full contest rules and regulations to follow.

    Yours truly,

    Alex, Greatest party of All Time Referee
     
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    He makes fun of peoples appearance and gets super sensitive when someone talks about his hands.

    Sent from my BLU LIFE ONE X using Tapatalk
     
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    There's 2 people in the nation that think that. Everyone else thinks we're screwed
     
  16. JetsHuskers fan

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    Jeb and Marco are beta cucks. there is no debating this


    once a cuck always a cuck.
     
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  17. mute

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    how the hell do people come up with these things. Whats a beta cuck and how do you figure they're that?
     
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    the whole "beta" thing as an insult comes from reddit nerds who never get laid so they lash out on other men. Idk what cuck is though but it could be the same gay nerd lingo
     
  19. JetsHuskers fan

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    I'm not on Reddit. I have a live.
     
  20. JStokes

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    Here is my view as a very very very moderate Republican.

    I cannot believe Donald Trump is going to be President.

    Donald FUCKING Trump--are you KIDDING me?

    On the other hand, I cannot believe Hillary Clinton is going to be President.

    Hillary FUCKING Clinton--are you KIDDING me?

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