Republican Nomination Thread

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  1. NotSatoshiNakamoto

    NotSatoshiNakamoto Rookie

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    You think we didn't know the purpose of guns? What's your point in stating the obvious?
     
    #5261 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 8, 2016
  2. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    I responded to a meme about cars killing people vs guns killing people.

    It needed a message that was stating the obvious.
     
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  3. NotSatoshiNakamoto

    NotSatoshiNakamoto Rookie

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    well I guess you feel you've made some sort of point. congrats on that.
     
    #5263 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 8, 2016
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    Memesluts gonna meme. You can't stop me.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  6. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    That's fair.
     
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  7. JetsHuskers fan

    JetsHuskers fan Well-Known Member

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    Lol the purpose of a gun isn't to kill you dummie. A gun is a tool.
     
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  8. NotSatoshiNakamoto

    NotSatoshiNakamoto Rookie

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    not sure what kind of guns you have but mine are all designed to kill.
     
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    In Nebraska they have a lot of experience with tools.
     
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  10. JetsHuskers fan

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    well I can also use them for target shooting or just shooting empty pop cans
     
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  11. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    you could do that with a sling shot, so why bother with a gun?

    you can pretend like guns aren't for killing but no one is going to buy your bullshit.
     
    #5271 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Jun 8, 2016
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    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Dude, guns are just tools to shoot pop cans, bro. What kind of bloodthirsty world are you living in?
     
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    Come on, no one's going to make the joke.

    About shooting cans?

    Wrong thread?

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    #5273 JStokes, Jun 8, 2016
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    Uhm, tools have purposes. A screwdriver isn't to screw and unscrew screws. A screwdriver is a tool.

    A drill isn't to drill. A drill is a tool.

    Makes perfect sense.
     
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    guns were made to help you croshay.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    This is stupid. Obviously you need a gun to deal with varmints.
     
    #5277 Dierking, Jun 9, 2016
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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    You'll need this one for Deer season:
    really big gun 3.jpg

    You might need this one for Turkey season:

    really big gun 1.jpg



    Just in case your home is invaded by those nasties from south of the border:

    really big gun.jpg

    and in the unlikely event someone parks in your parking space after you've just finished shoveling it:

    really big gun 2.jpg


    There now.. All safe and secure.. In case I've missed any scenarios, feel free to fill in. Bulletproof snuggies perhaps?
     

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  19. Poeman

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    I feel like an AK-47 is more of a weapon an enemy would use. Us Americans roll with M-16's as our weapon of war, freedom, liberty etc... don't we?
    At least thats what I got from Call of Duty and Counter Strike games lol
     
    #5279 Poeman, Jun 9, 2016
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    You left out the one for family disputes.
     
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