Republican Nomination Thread

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  1. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Let's not let Global Warming get in the way of politics in this thread. The great thing about the GOP contest this year and all the debates is how little reality has seeped into what is effectively the best reality TV out there at the moment.

    The GOP should just withdraw from the Presidential contest and do nothing but have debates until 2020 to prep for the next time. I'm betting Trump and Cruz and Rubio would be good for top ratings in the rope-a-dope game for years. How long has American Idol been running?
     
  2. NY Jets68

    NY Jets68 Well-Known Member

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    George Takei
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    Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?

    "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
     
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  3. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    This makes me long for a Trump vs. Rex Ryan debate.
     
  4. mute

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  5. NY Jets68

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    hah, It would be 2 hours with a lot of talking and nothing being said.
     
  6. Poeman

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    I love this but how can whoever put this together forget to use DISASTER into this answer!
    It's like the 20th word he blurts out every time
     
  7. mute

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    "It's a complete disaster I tell you.."
     
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  8. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    The donald trots out his blond daughter with nice dsl's for Florida

     
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  9. Brook!

    Brook! Soft Admin...2018 Friendliest Member Award Winner

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    Aha

    Sorry alleycat. I didn't see that.

    @Dierking and commie? Really? The guy called me a savage since I come from South East Turkey. He is not far from white supremacist believe me. He can sugarcoat it anyway he wants but he is an elitist who thinks becoming a Dentist after being born to white parents in USA is a big accomplishment. :) He is a fucking dentist that needs to breathe the stinking smell every single week to make a living and he thinks this is a huge accomplishment. Dierking a commie? Really? He can only wipe the asses of socialists if you ask me. He is insecure as well just so you know. :)

    @Dierking . Am I right or wrong buddy?
     
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  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Dierking always struck me as a lawyer. Then again, there are like 50 lawyers on this site, so maybe I'm just lumping him in with the rest.
     
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  11. Brook!

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    Hi byz

    Most lawyers are assholes like Dierking so I don't blame you. Who are other lawyers here? I only know Stokes and he is my favorite.
     
  12. Dierking

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    Actually, I'm a sherpa.
     
  13. Big Blocker

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    I don't get why someone would prefer Cruz to Trump. They both suck, but in fact Cruz I think is worse.
     
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  14. alleycat9

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    i was just saying whatever came into my mind next. red... dark red.... commie red..

    i honestly dont even recall dierkings posting style at this point. so hes probably a racist.
     
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    damn she could get me 2 vote for anyone
     
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    The GOP Establishment spending tens of millions of dollars on ads here...

    Watched the Heat game and every few minutes was an anti Trump ad...
     
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    Florida will go to Rubio. Brokered Convention here we come. Romney, or Cruz, or Rubio, as the nominee.

    I was arguing all along that Trump would win this thing. Br4d and others predicted a contested convention. They will be right, my apologies.
    I underestimated the power of the establishment to make things play out a certain way. All they gotta do is work together to barely kill Donald Trump in places like Texas (check) Florida and Ohio where there are candidates home states. a few others will break on their own. The establishment is working extremely hard to get Rubio the win in Florida. Trump goes into the convention with the most states, but not the majority and they pick who they want.
     
  19. NotSatoshiNakamoto

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    30 percent change - wow. I wonder how many of those 30 percent solemnly swore to vote trump.
     
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  20. dawinner127

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    Rubio is gonna stay in just to force the convention. Take enough votes from trump and Cruz so neither gets the required amount
     

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