Just in- DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT PASS JUDGEMENT, DO NOT COLLECT $200, GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL YOU FUCKIN' HYPOCRITICAL LIMELIGHT SEEKING JERKOFF!! on "God's authority" get in that cell! you 4 time married hussie! when you point a finger you have 3 pointing right back at you baby! http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Justic...ed-to-jail-despite-11th-hour-request-for-stay
Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His Privates In Church, Says His Semen Is Holy Milk http://insatoday.com/shocking-pastor-makes-congregants-suck.html Gotta love them holy people.
Christians Gone Mad Pastor Rapes Girls, Says He Did It To Remove The Devil Inside Them http://news24zim.com/2015/08/31/pastor-rapes-girls-says-he-did-it-to-remove-the-devil-inside-them/ Pastor Found Dead After Trying To Fast For 30 Days In The Mountains Like Jesus Did http://news24zim.com/2015/09/02/pas...-for-30-days-in-the-mountains-like-jesus-did/ Pastor Asks To Be Buried Alive, So That He Resurrects Like Jesus: Dies http://news24zim.com/2015/07/27/pro...uried-alive-so-that-he-resurrects-like-jesus/ Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus Did, Drowns In front Of Congregation http://news24zim.com/2015/07/27/pas...ke-jesus-did-drowns-in-front-of-congregation/
I've got a lot going on in my life right now, but I will get back to this thread when I can, and catch up with what I missed. Until then, check out this great new series on TLC. (the learning channel, a non-religious network) It will make you believe in miracles, if you don't already! http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/answered-prayers/
Maybe the Pope was trying to hook up with Krishna. That would take at least 2 weeks to work up a denial speech, even for this guy.
"This weekend I have the joy of witnessing the sacrament of matrimony for a wonderful Catholic couple. They are both lifelong Catholics, and love the Church. While they’d be the first to admit they’re far from saints, and while I can attest that they are fun and sure enjoy a good time, they take their faith, prayer, Sunday Mass, and the Church very seriously. Neither have been married before, and they do not “live together.” Yes, they’ve put plenty of time into the planning—invitations, reception, dress, flowers—but the priority for them is that this is a sacrament, and they have spent a lot of energy concentrating on the sacrament itself, the readings, the prayers, and the true meaning of marriage. For them, this is “the real thing,” a vocation,planned by God. Their love they intend to be forever, faithful, and fruitful (a lot of kids!). With God’s grace and mercy, they believe, the vows they will exchange this Saturday at her parish church— promises the world seems to believe are somewhat tentative and nearly impossible to live out—are “doable,” and will be the most liberating and exciting adventure ever imagined. I admit their beautiful approach to marriage is unfortunately somewhat rare today. As you all know, to have a committed Catholic couple, joyful in their faith, neither previously married, not living together, putting priority on the grace of the sacrament, eager for children, is a bit exceptional today. When it happens...Alleluia! The Holy Father has set as the goal of this synod a renewal of the meaning, nobility, luster, and deep spiritual significance of the sacrament of marriage. Wise pastor that he is, the Pope realizes the urgency and timeliness of this goal,because he, too, knows that couples like Erin and Tom are getting it right, but that they seem to be in the minority. Fewer and fewer people, Catholics included, even approach marriage; more and more couples, even believers, live together without the grace of the sacrament; more and more marriages, even among people of faith, don’t last; more and more couples seem apprehensive about having babies; and governments in North America and Europe have taken upon themselves the presumption of diluting the clear definition of marriage so dazzling in Sacred Scripture, human reason, and humanity’s lived experience. That’s the synod’s staring point: what God has revealed about marriage, that it mirrors the personal, passionate, perpetual love that He has for us, and that Jesus has for His Church, and that the union of a man and woman in marriage is lifelong, life-giving, and exclusively loving. With malice towards none, with charity towards all, the synod can rise up to renew the mystery, message, and meaning of marriage and family, not giving in to cultural pressure, but raising up what God intended “from the beginning.” http://cny.org/stories/Embracing-Fa...ort=&content_class=&sub_type=stories&town_id= Note - the whole article is great, but I have posted some of the highlights above. But please read the whole thing!
Can't wait to hear this jerkoff explain this away. Good ole priests in Boston sexually abusing little kids and the diocese sweeping it under the rug. _