I almost got into an argument about creationism with a dear friend of mine. We both stopped because we know that it won't go anywhere. Who wants to get owned about why creationism is quite possibly the dumbest story ever written? I need to call someone a fool.
Now they've gone and dug up the zombie. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/10/jesus-tomb-opened-church-holy-sepulchre/