Ranch Dressing On Pizza

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  1. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    Sense 1981. Your Johnny-come-lately state didn't get on the milk bandwagon till '98. Our cows also swear better and understand hills.
     
  2. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Seriously?
     
  3. JetsHuskers fan

    JetsHuskers fan Well-Known Member

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    Im surprised you didn't mention the wind. I remember you complaining last year about how much you hated the wind and Tom Osborne
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Yes, the wind sucked. -5° turned into -65° with the wind chill. And Tom Osborne is the most boring man alive. He makes Ben Stein look like Sam Kinison.
     
  5. JStokes

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    Ranch dressing is gross.

    Putting it on pizza should get you sucker punched in the jaw.

    Like for real sucker punched, not just cold cocked.

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  6. xmscott

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    "Chicken Bacon Ranch" is very popular. See it all the time.
     
  7. dawinner127

    dawinner127 Well-Known Member

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    NO NO NO! Ranch can literally go on almost everything.

    Ranch on plain pizza is incredible.
    Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza is incredible.
    Dipping the crust into ranch is also incredible.

    I love Ranch
     
  8. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    We have nothing further to say to each other.

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  9. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    So is Justin Beiber.

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  10. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    Buffalo chicken pizza with blue cheese dressing
     
  11. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    fyp

    You don't put 'dressing' on any pizza outside of salad pizza (which is kind of ridiculous in its own right) and even then you wouldn't go ranch.
     
  12. JStokes

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    You are starting to lose me.

    Pizza is not a parking spot for other meals.

    There should be no "Roast Pork Lo Mein Pizza" or "Coq au Vin Pizza" or "Spicy Tuna Sushi Pizza".

    Just because something is good in its own right doesn't mean you slap it on a pizza.

    What next, "Captain Crunch Pizza"?

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  13. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    Peanut butter cap n crunch pizza
    with hot dog stuffed crust and ranch dressing for dipping
    p.s. you are dead on about what is being put on pizza. The more stufff you put on a pizza the more i think you are trying to hide a bad pizza
     
  14. JStokes

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    We make home made pizza a lot and we've experimented a fair bit but it's mostly in the main topping groupings.

    The one completely "gourmet" one we make is the best non-traditional red sauce pie I've ever had- found it at a restaurant in Elmsford and we've copied it to perfection.

    Prosciutto, fig jam, fresh rosemary, fontina cheese and parm reggiano.

    Salty, sweet, perfect blend of cheeses.

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  15. dawinner127

    dawinner127 Well-Known Member

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    Stokes, how about Penne Vodka pizza? WITHOUT Ranch
     
  16. JStokes

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    No, penne alla vodka is a main course that stands on its own. Love it. No reason to drop it on pizza.

    Would you drop pappardelle bolognese on pizza? Squid Ink risotto? Lobtser Ravioli?

    I think not.

    And whoever first put ham and pineapple on pizza should be sent to Smith Mountain Lake.

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  17. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    I thought so too till my son made me try it, it's quite good, there's not alot of dressing on it
     
  18. JetsVilma28

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  19. matt robinson 17

    matt robinson 17 Well-Known Member

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    I make homemade pizza too, hot cherry peppers and pepperoni, I always screw up the crust though
     
  20. Dierking

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    This thread hurts my feelings.
     

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