Predictions... How will the P*ts cheat this week?

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  1. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    "Shooting blanks" (phenobarbital-laced darts)

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    This is "Pat Patriot" the New England Patriots' mascot. .

    Isn't he fabulous?

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    #21 joe, Sep 15, 2015
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  2. MayoGate

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    Maybe the pats provide a "double-sided" coin at the beginning of the game for the refs to flip? Defer to the 2nd half? Think about it .. Pats always win the toss and defer .. Coingate?
     
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  3. TNJet

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    Hiding Rex's favorite pregame snack:
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  4. RuJFan

    RuJFan Well-Known Member

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    I still find mocking Rex's sexual preferences to be disgusting low blows, even now, when he is not on Jets.
    Don't be like P*ts fans, stay classy.
     
    #24 RuJFan, Sep 16, 2015
  5. Jets_Grinch

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    Something to do with Kraft strategically stopping and starting Niagara Falls.
     
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  6. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    remember when Bill Belichick starred as the momma in the Billy Crystal movie "Throw Momma from the Train"?

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    #26 BrowningNagle, Sep 16, 2015
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  7. Faux machine

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    Why is this not in the lookalike thread lol
     
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  8. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    New England Patriots Now Using Drones To Take Out Offensive Threats

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    #28 joe, Sep 16, 2015
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  9. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. We should do a better job toeing the line when we make jokes here
     
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  10. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    Custom printed baseball cap + tee shirt + camera sticker = "NFL FILMS"

    (Notice the "Jets" on the camera)
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    Browning, you heel.
     
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  11. Faux machine

    Faux machine Well-Known Member

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    There seem to be some shenanigans afoot in this thread.
     
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    That stubby middle toe is making me lose my chubb.

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    I'm predicting some type of colorless, odorless lubricant to be applied to the Bills footballs.
     
    #33 NotSatoshiNakamoto, Sep 16, 2015
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    They could steal the Bills playbook but it's just 300 pages of third-down blitzes.
     
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    Which there are no express written rules about.

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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    haha ouch
     
    #36 BrowningNagle, Sep 16, 2015
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    Rex is infatuated with Belichick. Rex doesn't want to beat Belichicks feet, he wants to greet those feet. Rex will have the red carpet laid out for Belichick in Buffalo. Two lame games where Pats win by 5 or less.
     
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    After 2012 the classiness toward him wore off. He is a fucking buffoon.
     
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    Bill Belichick on the Bills' fans: "they'll be as loud as we allow them to be."

    The Patriots will bring some sort of noise canceling device that uses inverse sound waves to negate the crowd noise while the Patriots are on offense.
     
    #40 Big Cat, Sep 16, 2015
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