Very witty....a professional subeditor would be proud of that one. Reminds me of the time Celtic were beaten by Calidonian Park Thistle in the Scottish Premier League. The headline in the paper the next day? "Super Cali Go Ballistic, Celtic are Atrocious"
Wayne Chrebet comes out of retirement and catches a pass from Vinney " Also out of retirement " to beat the phins again on Monday night.
With the 9th pick in the 2007 NFL Draft the New York Jets select D'Wayne Jarrett WR from Univeristy of Southern California
Actually, it reminds me of the best headline of all time. When John Dener died in a plane crash in california. The headline read: "Denver's Nuggets over golden state"
HEADLINE: Chad Pennington wins "Comeback Player of the Year" award. HEADLINE: Curtis Martin wins "Comeback Player of the Year" award. HEADLINE: Patrick Ramsey wins "Comeback Player of the Year" award. HEADLINE: Jets cut off their nose, despite their defense. Subhead: The failure to address the nose tackle position in their 3-4 defense has proven to hurt the Jets more than they had expected, as they now have the worst run defense in the league.
4TH DOWN AND 25 MORE YEAR TO GO ( ( OF TORTURE ) penny down FOR YEAR ramsey down FOR YEAR clemmons down FOR YEAR
An England tabloid after one of the Righteous Brothers died: "You've Lost that Living Feeling" When the football team, Young Boys Bern, moved to their new stadium, the Wankdorf, that had been recently erected, and a clubs spokesman came out and spoke of teh club's relief of moving to new premises, the ESPN headline was: "Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief" (wank is a term for masturbation)
Parcells Retires. "I'll never coach again" TO's Star shines brite in TX Norwood Kicking Club files Chapter 11 Edwards destroys 2nd franchise Bellichek resigns as HC of NEP Leinart's Hilton isn't worth a night's stay
"Washington Buries Bush, Reggie lacks Constitution" - Little Leon inters Reggie in yards rushing, Reggie is injury prone. "Belichick Suffers Mangina" - Eric stabs Bill in the heart with OT trick play call as Jets win. "DBrick DLivers DTroit" - Ferg guts Lions Dfensively. Vital organs now missing from Lions season. "Dolphins in Tuna, Jets Hook Phins, then put them in the Brine" "The Last Buffalo, Bills season extinct" "Washington Passes Bills, Buffalo Coach Pleads the Fifth" "Kow Pow Brown's Cow: Jets knockout leaves Cleveland looking like dumb beast."
"Washington for President, Bush In Pitched": Stellar performance from Leon, as Reggie wants to dig hole in ground after shocking mistake loses game for Saints. Or: Presidential performance from Leon as Reggie digs his own hole. Know we aren't playing NO this season, but still....
"Washington D See: Pats Sick of Seeing Leon's Back after 3 TD's in one half" "Penny Drops: Packers 'Get it' in Chad's Million Dollar Comeback"
"Washington Denies Bush Third Term": third Quarter blowout by Jets offence leaves Saints bewildered. (one for later years, perhaps)
