You can use them for admission to the Jets Wildcard game when they host the Ravens in a week and a half! :grin: ....... But seriously... If they lose to Miami you can go down behind the Jets bench and chuck them onto the sidelines. If you can get some other people to do the same it might be a decent way to get rid of them.
Before anyone does anything stupid, keep in mind if Buffalo and us win we get the #3 and a home game. Not likely, but you might want to wait before shitting on your tickets or whatever.
If ther jets make the playoffs tomorrow, I will imagine you shredding the paper moments before, looking at the TV, and bursting into tears, and on my deathbed, that will be the highlight of my life i will remember.