You know I actually agree on the accent. It took me a while to lose it. Doesn't work for business and whatnot... makes you sound like you're selling peanuts at Fenway Paaahhhkkk. Have you been here? I was in Nebraska once. All I really remember is that it's flat.
The State of Nebraska leads the nation in the number of airplanes that fly over it heading someplace else. (Stole that from Conan O'Brien)
I've felt the wind chill in Nebraska in winter. It's fucking flat. Also boring, devoid in personality, and lacking in beauty. It's a giant farm with a few towns sprinkled in.
Yeah I was over near Lincoln... not the western part of the state. For some reason I really want you to look like the guy in your avatar. Do you? Is that a corn cob in your pocket or are you just excited to see your cousin? Ahhhhh! (Just kidding dude.)
I dont look like Herbie Husker. Besides, that the old Herbie. The new one looks all roided up. But there is a guy who looks like him
I like the wind. got down to 3 above last night with a good wind, felt great. But it isn't an ugly state, at least to me it isn't. The farm thing is correct though.
I'll agree that it isn't completely ugly, more like once you've seen one part of the state, you've seen the entire state.
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE : The New England Patriots currently have 9 wins and 2 losses in 2014. tsk, tsk, tsk. The rumors of the death of Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and the New England Patriots are greatly exaggerated.
Pats cheating again. Always had Revis on the targeted receiver and had about 10 plays with people wide open. They also get away with contacting players before the ball comes more than any other team but that's a different story.
You clearly don't watch any Denver games. Their offense is blocking seconds before Peyton even finds his where he's going to throw the ball. It's quite infuriating to watch.
Congrats, nice to see your watching real NFL football, now pick up a copy of NFL rules and you'll be all set for the remainder of the season.
Setting the insanity of this suggestion aside for a sec... So if the "targeted" receiver is open, then the play is completely over? While I suppose that's true to an extent for Geno Smith, you do realize other QBs in the NFL go through this thing called a "progression," right? Those 10 plays with people "wide open"... no onus on the opposing QB to find open receivers? All because those big mean bully Patriots must be cheating again? You realize how this sounds, right?
