Off to Italy B!tches!!

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  1. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    Wait you found 2 people you are taller than? And your GF even has to get up on tip toes?
     
    #161 The Waterboy, Apr 24, 2016
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  2. alleycat9

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    i didnt realize you were jewish
     
    #162 alleycat9, Apr 24, 2016
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    Ouch
     
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  4. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Yeah all my other siblings look Italianish.

    Except me.

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  5. JStokes

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    I think he actually has me by an 1/8th.

    And my first criteria for dating was 5-1 and under.

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  6. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    apparently so was hers

    rimshot
     
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  7. JStokes

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    You son of a bitch.

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    #167 JStokes, Apr 24, 2016
  8. FJF

    FJF 2018 MVP Joe Namath Award Winner

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    you put it on a tee, i have to knock it out of the park. i couldn't respect myself otherwise
     
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  9. The Waterboy

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    1/8 ain't bad, when I am around my son and both my daughters boyfriends I look like a midget. My son is 6'4" 250 lbs and my daughters boyfriends are 6'3" 305 lbs. and 6'3" 240 lbs. My 6' 205 Lbs. is puny comparatively.
     
    #169 The Waterboy, Apr 24, 2016
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    What are you trying to rebuild our offensive line in your living room?
     
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  11. JStokes

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    My future son-in-law is about 5-6 so we're pretty close.

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    #171 JStokes, Apr 24, 2016
  12. The Waterboy

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    Senior year for my youngest daughters boyfriend, get the word out to the Jets FO, I'm sure he could help at either guard spot.
     
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  13. The Waterboy

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    Nice to keep it close, had a bunch of B-ball playing cousins and they always towered over me. Cousins other side of the family were mostly female and they all married goombahs and none of them broke 5'8", the men or the women.
     
    #173 The Waterboy, Apr 24, 2016
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    5-1...
    Are you still talking about height?
     
    #174 RuJFan, Apr 24, 2016
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    Wait, you are really only 5-2?
     
    #175 JetsHuskers fan, Apr 25, 2016
  16. JStokes

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    5-3 7/8ths.

    Bunch a dicks on this board.

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    #176 JStokes, Apr 25, 2016
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    Status update: I'm hanging upside down on an inversion table right now. It's fucking weird ! maybe it will make me taller
     
    #177 74, Apr 25, 2016
  18. alleycat9

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    is that including the toupee?
     
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  19. JStokes

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    HEY! I may be of diminutive stature but I have all my hair.

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    Stokes is such a stud...All 5-3 7/8ths of him.
     
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