NY Rangers 2011-2016 Season + Offseason Thread

Now I'm excited

 

what's up bitches

 

so umm, nice offseason !!

Added Kakko, Panerin, Trouba, Fox, Kravtsov, Shestyorkin - best offseaso ever?

Gorton is hockey's Brian Cashman

 

Panarin - Zibanejad - Kakko

@matt robinson 17 @HackettStillSux ...still miss Derek Stepan? . : )
.

 

Dear Ranger faithful. I got 2 questions.

1) How do you enjoy such a difficult to follow sport in hockey. I don't even see the ball(puck) when I watch. Okay this was a troll question. Never mind.
2) Do you want to change the thread title to something more modern?

 

1 great sport
2 no
3 thanks anyway

 

I hear captain cally is available

 

for God's sake yes please the thread title. Just something super generic we don't have to touch ever again, like "New York Rangers Hockey"

 

It's only July and the Rangers are already in fucking cap hell. They are getting pinched they don't have the space to sign Trouba and all the other teams are tightening up making trades harder

Gorton is gonna have to pull off a magic trick, probably means we lose someone we don't want to or make a costly buyout

 

You're onto something there. . They should sign him for the purposes of him retiring as a NYR.

.

 

I think for insurance purposes that probably couldn't happen, he's got a David Wright condition. But even if it could happen I don't think he's retired number material honestly

 

If you've seen Sean Avery's instagram you know he's a low level vigilante in Manhattan and one of his favorite targets is going after cars that break traffic laws

Well he saw a car in the bike lane and intentionally rammed it. He refused a plea deal and he's get hauled to criminal court:

Ex-Ranger Sean Avery rejects plea deal in criminal mischief case
https://pagesix.com/2019/07/15/ex-ranger-sean-avery-rejects-plea-deal-in-criminal-mischief-case/

 

It says he rammed the car with his scooter and then later Avery says he's doing it to defend the bike lane. Are scooters even allowed in the bike lane?

 

I doubt it, he's totally going to jail

 

https://nypost.com/2019/07/19/rangers-jacob-trouba-agree-to-massive-seven-year-56-million-deal/

 

Looks like Panarin is never going back to Russia (voluntarily) - he just laid into Vladimir Putin and said he should be replaced now the KGB is after him

 

??????????

His playing career is over (I thought that was assumed) and I said nothing about them retiring his number. . Sign him to a one day contract so that he can (technically) retire as a NYR.



.

 

Rangers are currently $4,156,466 over the cap

A buyout of Lundqvist saves $4,250,000 this year

just sayin'

 

Shattenkirk bought out, now friggen $7.5M total buyouts in dead cap 2020-21

 

Stevie Larms 28 days till Rangers Hockey