No Cortland, But No Parking Or Bleachers Either

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  1. IATA

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    lolwut? bully?

    #winning and it feels so goooood
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    Whatever you say, man.
     
  3. sg3

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    pretty funny really


    In nearly every post, Gloomo makes the claim that there will be NO Jet fans because the team hates its fans

    Whether it is about the new stadium (that he hates), the team (that he hates), the training facility (that he hates) the owner (that he hates) or just about anything else about the Jets -- it's always the end result -- no Jet fans in the future. This tiime it's about bleacher seats in training camp ---

    there's a lockout that's been going on for months -- hopefully there will be training camps sometime --- Gloomo the Bully is incensed about temporary bleachers and parking spots

    he longs for the good old days when we played in a shithole with another team's name on it (or I presume even before that when the Jets had to play half the season on the road because the Mets wouldn't let them touch their precious toilet bowl) and trained in an even worse shithole in the middle of one of the worst slums anywhere with inferior training facilities for the players (BUT bleachers)

    Gloomo is the KING OF NEGATIVE JET "FANS" --- move over, Benigno
     
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    You're still a douche so Stfu.
     
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    They want you to buy Jets lawn chairs
     
  7. Section 227. Row 5

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    That's not a bad idea. All I need is a Jets beach umbrella and bring the two I already own.

    Park on their fucking front lawn and set up my shit. And IATA and sg3: Be Advised. Don't fucking sit in front of me.
     
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    Don't threaten me. I'll report you. And then all of the internets will be mine.
     
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    Please don't report me. I couldn't take that. Maybe I'll let you sit one row in front of me after I park on YOUR fucking front lawn and have public sex with your girfriend while you watch.

    That's a trade-off I can deal with.
     
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    You're giving him way too much credit.
     
  11. IATA

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    My woman just had a baby, godspeed if you wanna fuck that right now.
     
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    Congrats dude. Boy or girl? I cannot remember whether you knew what she was having..
     
  13. sg3

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    go kill yourself, asshole
     
  14. sg3

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    is that another threat, internet bully
     
  15. IATA

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    This will get you banned =/
     
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    Thanks brah, it was a boy. 8lbs 2oz, 22in long. I'd post a pic, but Mr.E will make fun of my seed, no matter how god damn cute my son is.
     
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    Nice.... Everyone's healthy I assume.. very cool.
     
  18. sg3

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    congratulations, IATA
     
  19. Section 227. Row 5

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    You're a father now, congratulations.

    Now you need to turn your undivided attention to your family. That means being a good dad and provider and putting yourself second to all the adolescent, time-wasting, meaningless nonsense of worrying about impugning, chastising and castigating everyone who has a different opinion than yours in chat rooms.

    Skip the advice I gave you about returning to the 4th grade to learn how to spell; it's already too late for that. Instead, you might consider ways to improve your financial position and your hirability in other ways, like working on a good resume and not concerning yourself with moronic, meaningless, unproductive, time-consuming posts. Take some online courses in your particular field. Consider attending night school to further your 4th-grade education. Become ever vigilant for better opportunites for yourself (and your family). Emerse yourself in learning more about taking full advantage of 401K plans and investments, for example. Most of all, try to elevate your personal standards by not calling people "dicks" and "faggots" and concentrate more on being a good human being. Maybe the rest will follow if you think more highly of yourself. You're going to need to set a better example than that.

    These are but a few suggestions, but seriously man, the most important thing on your mind right now should be, "How can I get my son through college and make a better life for him?" and not worrying about what some old bastard on the internet thinks about lack of bleachers and parking at a training facility. Do the right thing for your family and ban yourself right now. Your family needs you more than the Jets message board does.
     
  20. pats-hater

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    Hahahaha. 227 is serious.
     

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