Nickname for Jets Defense

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  1. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    The Greenatics!!

    Barely Legal fits too, lol




    Our defense should come out to the song. We're bringing Rexy back.

    Sexy back remix.
     
  2. quadcityjetsfan76

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    Awesome!!!!!
     
  3. concussion80

    concussion80 New Member

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    the green menace of the meadowlands
    the D train to nowhere
    Apocolypse Rex
     
  4. GreenHornet

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    I don't know if anyone remembers the thread on Leon and what he likes to doo before a game to get ready, but we could start calling him Soylent Green.
     
  5. brothermoose

    brothermoose Well-Known Member

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    Rexecutioners is easily the best descriptive, shortest, and to the point nickname presented so far.

    B.O.L. is cute, but it comes from the wrong place (douchebag King) and doesn't really properly reflect most of the D short of Bart Scott. The Lunatic's Band would be much more apt. I mean come on, would you really use the term lunatic to describe Revis or Rhodes? Not I.

    REXECTIONERS ftw!
     
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  6. GreenHornet

    GreenHornet New Member

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    Since I am 51 and things just aren't as they used to be, I like

    ERextion
     
  7. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    Okay, you gave me an idea. How about:

    "D Train Rex"
     
  8. AlioTheFool

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    Guys, Band of Lunatics is perfect.

    First off, it came from Peter "I wish I was Gisele" King. He wrote it out of fear that those Lunatics would be unleashed on Pretty Tommi and plow him into the dirt. Which it did.

    Second, it's reminiscent of Band of Brothers. It wasn't meant to be like a high school marching band.

    Third, it wasn't even a title King was giving that defense. It's just how he referred to them.
     
  9. JetsGod

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    That's what SHE said. :smile:


    I think the Jets would get hit with a trademark infringment suit by "Barely Legal" magazine. YOU KNOW you look at it...at least whenever you pass by it in a convenience store.....
     
  10. Hemi

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    "The really really good defense based on pressure and solid pass coverage"

    Don't try and stop me, I have more ideas.
     
  11. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    the Green Inferno!

    Once it starts
    it surrounds you,
    you can't escape
    and when it gets you, it burns!

    "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiiiirrrrre........."
     
  12. 1968jetsfan

    1968jetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Personally I've been trying to think of names for the defense and I keep hovering around trying to make something work based off of Rex's name, as in T-Rex but so far haven't hit on anything really catchy.
    Examples of failed ideas so far.
    Jurassiac Pack...makes the team sound like old fossils

    T-Rex and the Velociraptors...Sound's like a 50's rock band or a saturday morning cartoon show.

    T-Rex and the Rexing crew (okay I was up late and had a few too many beers)

    Velociraptors, not quite adequate or catchy but does capture the rapid movement and intelligent constant attacking of the defense.

    But you get the gist of the idea, I just haven't hit on a name combination that seems to work.
     
  13. bojanglesman

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    No more names please. Sounds like a bunch of kids fighting over their freeze-tag team's name.
     
  14. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    that's sooooooo bad....
    Did you call the Michael Kay with this? Someone said this same shit on the radio last week and the silence was deafening
     
  15. xmscott

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  16. Royal Tee

    Royal Tee Girls juss wanna have fun
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    Yes, we all saw that thread and where it came from thanx :wink:

    as you can tell by the 1st post this is an obvious thread created in JEST

    well, except for the veloco thingy, that guy takes this shit serious...:lol:
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's a stupid name thought up by a guy who likes to use restaurant and bathroom anecdotes as filler to his crappy articles. Screw Peter King.
     
  18. JetsGod

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    The GREEN INFERNO?


    Sorry but if they used that, I'm always going to have visions of this guy coming out dancing and dressed in green :

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    The DISCO GREEN INFERNO


    Lord help us all... :smile::smile::smile:
     
  19. 1968jetsfan

    1968jetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha, never said it was good, but if your going for a nickname make it relavent to the team and it's personel....personally I'm happy with the Green Machine or gang green....just no more sack exchange.
     
  20. GreenMachine

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    Whatever happened to good old GANG Green or NY Sack Exchange? We just need someone on the team to be nuts, and bang not so pretty amazon shitty actresses.
     

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