You could always borrow my grandmother's push-cart that she uses to go to and from the supermarket. How about that motorized cooler on wheels that they were marketing a few years ago?
I'd know better than to borrow anything from you, you fucking spaz. I may just have to get a cooler roller or roller base to help drag the cooler around, so that might not be so bad. The walking during extremely hot/cold days are gonna be a bitch tho. U coming out to any games this year, or are you just gonna watch from home with ur anal beads?
I am going to make it to one game, and of course the team will lose. Wanted to try and make it to Vikes when it seems like the entire world will be there- not sure if I can pull that one off yet. You're going to look like one of the boat people, pulling your cooler 2 miles down the side of the parkway. Maybe you can start to balance stuff on top of your head, in a basket?
New stadium, new mentality man. Try to make it out. Chances are, since we're all gonna be locked up in the bumblefuck parking lot, tballlz and I will swing by over to 17a on our way to tballlz cousin's tailgate. I promise you that, if I see you there, I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face.
How about you too meet at the old spiral staircase tommorrow at 12 noon at the old stadium to kick some ass before they tear it down. Winners gets some tits flashed from the old spiral one last time before it gets torn down.
Unfortunately, the only tits flashed would be Rmagedon's as I pull his shirt clear over his head, hockey style.
