Need some Zingers.....

Good One.. You gotta be careful though because you just don't know what names will be coming out..

 

I know you want to rebuke the guy, but it is tough. Brady and company have produced and it can not be undermined. They are the reigning dynasty - maybe slightly passed prime - but still formidable nonetheless.

I only hope that the whole Moss draft thing as well as some of their other pick-ups blow up in their face. That would be a certain degree of poetic justice. But, I will not hold my breadth. BB has a way out of making a mountain of gold out of a pile of ............

 

just tell him he's ugly but say it with a straight face and some beef in your voice. If done right he'll start crying right on the spot...

 

Between the beer and that "zinger" you should knock them dead at a party of 5 year olds.

 

Introduce him to the GPC. and if he questions it's validity, refer him to Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GPC

 

Ask him if his moms still gets those Fed-exes stuffed with cash from Bill.

 

shoot the bastard

 

Yeah, That one burns my ass too... I'm expecting GJC this year.. :breakdance:

 

Throw ketchup at him -

 

You're about 40 years too late.

 

if he is also a red sox fan which many gaytriot fans are, remind him of that feeble history compared to the bombers

 

Kick him in the nuts.......He'll leave you alone after that.....

 

That won't work because his comeback will be the collapse of the Yankees in "04" .. GYC.. :breakdance:

 

Admit it man you are a closet Jets fan.


See Redneck there is a built in zinger for you.

 

I hate the Jets.. Ever since the Tuna situation, and then to top it off Curtis Martin betrays the Pats.. That's a zinger that's one in a million..

 

All zingers are one in a million. I can see the Chad poster sticking out from right behind your closet door mirror.

 

Seriously though.. I won't say that I didn't hate the Jets at the begining of last year, but rooted for them because of Mangini with the exception of the first NE vs Jet game.. Then the Jets beat the Pats in Foxboro.. That sent me over the cliff of hatred once again.. Ever since then.. I can't stand the Jets.. :beer:

 

LOL Nothing can rival the pure hatred I have for the NY Islanders and their 3 fans.

I hate the dolphins more so than the Pats but that is because I am stuck here in this sea of stupidity (Miami).


BTW, I have to admit you did man up to your closet liking of the Jets. I know deep down it is still there......... LOL :beer:

 

Next time bring him to Mazzy's on Roswell road where all The Jet's fans are, we can all gang up on him. I got to check that place out ASAP. Maybe not the season opener, but soon.