Mike Wallace is so fast...

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  1. Jetfan76

    Jetfan76 Well-Known Member

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    Mike Wallace has a faster 40 time then the Pepsi Max!
     
    #141 Jetfan76, Jan 19, 2011
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  3. SuperBowl50

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    Why do we have this as the successor to the Gronk thread? Shouldn't it be a Polamalu thread? He's the one every Steeler fan is latching onto as the difference between this game and the last one.
     
    #143 SuperBowl50, Jan 19, 2011
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    No way, Heath Miller will be the difference. Heath Miller's hands are so soft...
     
    #144 BB7MS6, Jan 19, 2011
  5. Brick

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    Chuck Yeager broke Mach 1 in 1947, but nothing can break Mach Wallace.



    We tried the Polamalu thread - it didn't catch on.

    Dustin Keller >>>> Todd Heap >>>> Heath Miller


    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
    #145 Brick, Jan 19, 2011
  6. Miamipuck

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    Nonsense, it isn't Polamalu, it's his hair. If Pitt played his hair @ safety last game, Pitt wins 45-3. His hair's achilles is fine......No idea why Tomlin sat it, maybe he was pissed that Head and Shoulders dictates the hairs playing time.

    Back on topic:

    Mike Wallace is so fast he is the ring around Uranus.
     
    #146 Miamipuck, Jan 19, 2011
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    If you dropped a feather and Mike Wallace in a vacuum, Wallace would hit the ground first.

    Keller will be about as productive as Hines I imagine. I'm not really afraid of his 3 catches for 1X yard performances.
     
    #147 BB7MS6, Jan 19, 2011
  8. Brick

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    Wiley Coyote started trying to catch the Road Runner because he gave up on catching Mike Wallace.
     
    #148 Brick, Jan 19, 2011
  9. Miamipuck

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    Hey stop derailing this thread with football talk other than Mike Wallace and how fucking fast he is. Here is an example:

    Mike Wallace is so fast he would get the concept of this thread 1000 times faster than you fucking idiots.

    See easy peesy...............
     
    #149 Miamipuck, Jan 19, 2011
  10. Brick

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    Popeye's Chicken is changing its slogan to "Louisiana: Brought to You by Mike Wallace."
     
    #150 Brick, Jan 19, 2011
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    damn we're fucked then when we show up for a football game and it turns out its just a 40 yd dash.
     
    #151 PRPitbull, Jan 19, 2011
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    Not to mention that math is faulty. It's more like 2.2 yards. And I'm pretty sure Revis ran sub 4.4 anyway.
     
    #152 BB7MS6, Jan 19, 2011
  13. Brick

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    Apparently, there are three buttons on my old VCR - Rewind, Play and Mike Wallace.
     
    #153 Brick, Jan 19, 2011
  14. Brick

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    Star Trek has warp speed. Star Wars has hyper speed. Guess what? Mike Wallace doesn't give a f***.
     
    #154 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    Mike Wallace is so fast that like Hiro Nakumura he can bend the time and space continuum. Only difference is Mike doesn't need to make the constipated face in order to do so, he just has to lace up his New Balance sneakers
     
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    lol great reference to fast foward still laughing... That was a good one Brick
     
    #157 HighFlyingJets, Jan 20, 2011
  18. Brick

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    Red challenge flags are useless against Mike Wallace. No level of slow motion can show him on film.
     
    #158 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    Why are NASCAR television ratings down? Because Mike Wallace can make right turns.


    Pittsburgh delenda est.
     
    #159 Brick, Jan 20, 2011
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    We ain't rooting for Mark Sneexsex, you are.
     
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