Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. fenwyr

    fenwyr Active Member

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    LMAO... I did kind of picture him with a little broom and a dustpan on that play. The other 21 people seemed so totally confused.
     
  2. bucknasty

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    for the most part fitz didn't even look his way

    praise be
     
  3. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    praise be, he gave up the two catches in the 4th quarter when Jets already blew the Bills out.

    That big catch by Johnson surprised all. Praising out. Peace be.
     
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    lol......this exactly. My first reaction was "Did Revis get tripped by the ref or something?"

    Even that fat bastard Peter King commented on it in his MMQB (below). Its definitely to the point where if he gives up anything I am like wtf just happened?

    "k. Let history note that at 3:01 p.m., in Orchard Park, N.Y., history was made. Darrelle Revis allowed a 53-yard completion to Stevie Johnson.
     
  6. CONN-JET.2.0.3.

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    If not for help for the safety he would have scored one of those catches. Revis dove for his feet and missed and then the safety knock him out of bounce. Shit was close
     
  7. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    Another one, Stevie Johnson, gets lost on Revis Island.

    Having said that, Johnson beat Revis (on the completion along the sideline), and then broke Revis' tackle which was about to be 6 points, but Pool swooped in for the TD-saving tackle.
     
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    When asked about who was at fault on the long play and the mix up with him and Eric Smith, the last time the two teams played, Revis owned up to it, saying "it was on me."

    *gif of eric smith taking holy communion.*
     
  9. sg3

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    will there be Shabbot services on Friday night at the Revis house of worship?
     
  10. NJrocket24

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    Our Lord does offer himself up for others sins....
     
  11. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Where is that animated GIF of that rainbow making dude? I desperately need it for a FF post.

    The Revis house of Worship is about praising Revis, but it's also about the fellowship. Thank you my fellow patrons.
     
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    I take no credit for this, this is Bojangles spectacular work..........

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    “He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defense; I shall not be moved.”

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  14. James Calvin

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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no scrappy white assholes: For thou art the baddest motherfucker on the field.

    P T R
     
  15. TommyGreen

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    For the Defense to snuff the Patriots offense
    Revis, hear our prayers.

    For Welker to not receive a single touchdown
    Revis, hear our prayers.

    For the Jets to seize control over the AFC East.
    Revis, hear our prayers.
     
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    Praise be. May Lord Revis lead us to yet another victory in the middle of yet another DPOY-like campaign.
     
  17. nyjetsrule

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    Lord Revis, the stars hath alligned for us, if you provide our Jets the opportunity for victory tonight, we shall prithee thanks for the chance to control our own destiny. For it is our time, should you choose to deliver us unto victory on this evening, November 13, 2011 shall be remembered as the day we have overthrown the evil empire in which we step up to take their place.

    praise Revis, amen.
     
  18. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Praise be.
     
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    I understand I have no reason for me to be posting on here..but, Oh Dear Lord Revis...oh please, let me nail at least 2-3 brown bunnies at my new job...
     
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    Praise Lord Revis...
     

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