Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. Rockefella

    Rockefella Trolls

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    Lord Revis,

    You any good with the electric? I'm outta power over here for 3 days now and it kinda sucks
     
    #1881 Rockefella, Nov 1, 2011
  2. inSANITy

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    Flowers looks like hes been studyig revis
     
    #1882 inSANITy, Nov 1, 2011
  3. deathstar

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    Would like to offer Praise to Eli for learning how how to play QB in the 4th Quarter.

    I hope Beck has the Mormon magic underwear to win in 2 weeks.
     
    #1883 deathstar, Nov 1, 2011
  4. James Calvin

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    Fuck off and die of rectal cancer for posting your dolphin/loser crap int this thread.
     
    #1884 James Calvin, Nov 1, 2011
  5. Rockefella

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    Thank you Lord for my power was restored within 5 hours of this posting. Praise be
     
    #1885 Rockefella, Nov 1, 2011
  6. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Gruden was hilarious last night.

    "Matt Cassel is a winner! He knows how to protect the football!"
    /1 pick and a fumble already

    "Philip Rivers said after that Jets game that he means to make someone pay. I think that's what he's doing to the Chiefs right now."
    /fumbled exchange with the center while in range for the tying field goal

    "Matt Cassel is [compliment](I stopped listening to the words he was saying at this point)"
    /Casse throws INT #2
     
    #1886 CatoTheElder, Nov 1, 2011
  7. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    bump


    stickyfiller
     
    #1887 NDmick, Nov 2, 2011
  8. MikeDevito

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    Dear Lord Revis,

    Could you teach this Stevie Johnson character a lesson this sunday?

    Amen.
     
    #1888 MikeDevito, Nov 3, 2011
  9. James Calvin

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    Ecclesiastes 3:21 Who knows if the spirit of man rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?"


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    #1889 James Calvin, Nov 6, 2011
  10. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    The mere presence of our Lord made Johnson drop his only target of the day.

    Pussy
     
    #1890 NDmick, Nov 6, 2011
  11. Rockefella

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    Fuck yea calvin
     
    #1891 Rockefella, Nov 6, 2011
  12. Rockefella

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    wrong thread
     
    #1892 Rockefella, Nov 6, 2011
  13. RunLeonRun

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    revis had a bad game today(for him)

    but still, praise be!
     
    #1893 RunLeonRun, Nov 6, 2011
  14. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    I thought Stevie was going to be the WR to have a big day and score a TD on Revis?
     
    #1894 NDmick, Nov 6, 2011
  15. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    one big pass?

    Fuck that. It was a 20 point game at that point.
     
    #1895 NDmick, Nov 6, 2011
  16. Vorrecht

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    Revis just decided to bestow some of his powers onto the linebackers today. Revis helps those that help themselves.

    A valuable lesson that the team needed to learn today to be able to confront and overcome the Patriots next Sunday.
     
    #1896 Vorrecht, Nov 6, 2011
  17. mystikol

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    :rofl:

    WellDoneFiller
     
    #1897 mystikol, Nov 6, 2011
  18. fenwyr

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    3 for 84, that has to be some kind of record...
     
    #1898 fenwyr, Nov 6, 2011
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    When that long pass down the sideline was completed to Johnson, myself and everyone I was watching the game with all said, "Whoa...did that just happen?" You know how dominant and great this man is just by that reaction.

    Praise be.
     
    #1899 Cotchery89, Nov 6, 2011
  20. jesterjetman

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    after he picked up the onside kick he looked as if he thought to himself, good lord (myself), do i have to do EVERYTHING ...
     
    #1900 jesterjetman, Nov 6, 2011
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