Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. RevisOfNazareth

    RevisOfNazareth New Member

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    "From that time Revis began to show to His disciples that He must go from New York, and suffer many things from the elders and chief priests and scribes, and hold out, and be given a raise and signed again the 7th day before the first kickoff."
     
  2. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Praise be to Revis! The second coming is upon us!
     
  3. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    Our Savior asked for forgiveness, and we shall grant it to him.

    Welcome home. Praise be
     
  4. LockDown24

    LockDown24 Active Member

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    He has risen! PRAISE BE TO OUR SAVIOR!
     
  5. GBA

    GBA Well-Known Member

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  6. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    I left this place for an hr. And the biggest news of the preseason happens.
     
  7. Nacho Sanchez

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    it was a miracle only possible by Revis Christ
     
  8. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Open the doors to the faithful and sinners alike. Let them come in.
     
  9. Chrisp22

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    Enter ye and repent. Revis was not above asking forgiveness and you shall not be either.
     
  10. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    To think I laid my fecal matter upon our lords alter.........

    Praise be!
     
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    It's like you have a window into my soul.
     
  12. Jets n Boys

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    Let the party hit the floor at the Darrelle Revis House of Worship!
     
  13. grayburn

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    Revis Wept. And so did I. Tears of fucking joy.
     
  14. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    If Revis is Jesus then Rex is the god who put him on this earth to impose his will.
     
  15. MSUJet85

    MSUJet85 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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    Praise Be!

    Revis cometh!
     
  16. Poeman

    Poeman Well-Known Member

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    No wonder the dude signed near the crack of midnight
     
  17. jets_fan_in_fishtown

    jets_fan_in_fishtown Active Member

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    "and on the third(y sixth) day, he rose again from the dead"
     
  18. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    My Revis jersey is on and will remain on until I stop celebrating...which won't be for awhile.

    WOOOO!!!! FUCK YEH!!
     
  19. nyjetsrule

    nyjetsrule Active Member

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    Our savior is back, and he certainly is ready to return to his elite play!

    my hope is that he can come close to the season he had last year, if he does our defense might be the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen
     
  20. BADMOO

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    He is Risen... from South Florida
     

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