Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

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  1. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    REVIS SAVES
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_Qj_HWEpw[/youtube]
    You go to the game, you kiss the cross
    You will be saved at any cost
    You have your own reality, Revisanity
    You spend your life just picking off
    A trait that's grown as time has passed
    You think the season will end today
    You praise 24, it's all you say

    Revis saves, listen to you pray
    You think you'll see the pearly gates
    When he takes the ball away

    Unlike Gholston he cannot bust
    In an invincible man you place your trust
    Erect in his defensive play
    No one dares to throw the ball his way
    He will decide who lives and dies
    Decimate the QB's rise
    You will be an accessory
    Crushing any blasphemy

    Revis saves, no need to pray
    The gates of pearl have turned to green
    It seems the wide receiver's lost his way

    Revis saves, no words of praise
    No promised land to take you to
    There is no other way
     
  2. Coach K

    Coach K New Member

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    :up: quality work.

    Revis Christ. Amen
     
  3. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Revis covers more of the Earth than there is red ink to color it in.
     
  4. rhodesfan16

    rhodesfan16 New Member

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    So I kinda decided to steal Badgers thunder and remix a song to Revis. Not as good as Badgers but I gave it a shot

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwQtjz4F7eU[/YOUTUBE]


    Revis Walks-Kanye

    Yo, we at War
    We at war with Dolphins, Bills and most of all we are at war with Pats
    (Revis Walks)
    Revis show Rhodes the way because the Devils trying to Break him down
    Revis Walks with thee, with thee, with thee

    You know what excellent is
    Andre Johnson
    Where Johnson can catch some passess
    and next Johnson can get TD dances
    Somebody tell this guy Who Revis Christ is
    He walks through the valley NY where great lives
    In top form, Revis alone will leave you breathless (UHHH)
    Try to stop him (UHHH) its kinda hard hard
    gettin covered by revis yeah yeah now check is methods
    He jamming at the line harressin and frustratin
    Saying, " I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
    HuH? You thought you were good? Revis made you worthless
    Moss aint going nowhere Revis is greatness
    A mind like a corner with hands like Cotch-is
    Ryan himself said only Revis will save us
    Well Ryan you know what to use
    Put Revis out there he'll know what to do

    Revis Walks
    Revis show Rhodes the way because the Devils trying to Break him down
    Revis Walks with thee
    The only thing Rhodes can pray is that Revis wont let down
    Revis walks with thee
    And dont think now that there is something that can stop Revis Christ as of now
    Revis walks with thee
    watch Revis, cause Rhodes aint played so well in so long...so long

    To Harris, Pace, Scott and even Gholston
    (Revis Walks with them)
    To the Jets fans for we living in hell here hell yeah
    (Revis Walks with them)
    Now hear ye hear ye want to see him more clearly
    I know he hears us when our hearts get dreary
    Cause Jet fans are almost nearly extinct
    We fans of the Jets the future is always bleak
    I aint here to argue about his physical features
    Or here to convert haters into believers
    I'm just trying to say the way the Pats be cheaters
    The way Sanchy needed Edwards, thats the way we need Revis
    So here go my words the NFL needs this
    They say Bailey is great but dont mention Revis
    That means injuries, failing, and losing when it counts
    But if I talk about Revis the message wont get made HUH?
    Well if this take away from our wins
    Which will eliminate playoff in
    Then I hope it takes away Rhodes sin
    And bring the day that we've been dreaming
    When we face the Pats, Brady is shouting out

    Revis Walks
    Revis show Rhodes the way because the Devils trying to Break him down
    Revis Walks with thee
    The only thing Rhodes can pray is that Revis wont let down
    Revis walks with thee
    And dont think now that there is somthing that can stop Revis Christ as of now
    Revis walks with thee
    watch Revis, cause Rhodes aint played so well in so long...so long
     
  5. macbk

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    The warmth of said Tampa Bay area shall allow thee Revis Christ to shine on the football field against his enemies.

    Praise be.
     
  6. Scikotic

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    You really can see the future...
     
  7. Green Hurricane

    Green Hurricane Footsteps Falco

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    Someone's challenging Darrelle's omnipotence via his wikipedia page:

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    Still up there too.
     
  8. desert swordz

    desert swordz Totally Addicted

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    Will Revis strike these blasphemers down with lightning?
     
  9. Jam.

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    Another pass defended. Praise be.
     
  10. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    because when the WRs visit, they must suck the penis of the almighty.
     
  11. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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  12. Jam.

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    An interception for the savior.
     
  13. sunnygs97

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    Freeman: "My lord, why have you forsaken me?"

    Revis Christ: "CUZ YOU DONT FUCKIN THROW ON REVIS ISLAND BABY!!!"
     
  14. allan1

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    Pews are going to be full tonight
     
  15. ace_o_spades

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    Ok that wiki page is pretty funny lmao
     
  16. rhodesfan16

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    Dominant, even though I have only been watching the jets for a relatively short period of time I never can remember a player as dominant as Revis is right now. Never ever
     
  17. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    its pretty awesome to think that he hasn't even hit his prime yet.
     
  18. kinghenry89

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    I can't for the life of me understand why Freeman keeps throwing it at Revis. It was only a matter of time before one of those went the other way.
     
  19. 624

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    Thank you Revis Christ, thank you.
     
  20. Hemi

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    Revis, great game today.
     

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